Grumpy Old Man
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"Resealable" packets of ham or cheese slices with a little corner tab you need to separate and pull up the top plastic film.
Someone should tell the twats who designed these things that normal people really don't have fingers as small as a 4 year-old's but the strength of a gorilla.
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@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Am as grumpy as fuck and can barely stand up from a chair.
Hope it doesn't take too long to come right, but as long as Mrs Booboo or someone can get to the wine cellar for you, you should be OK.
You do trust her with the key, don't you?
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@Victor-Meldrew amazing the therapeutic nature of a bottle of red.
Still stiff and sore but moving better.
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@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew amazing the therapeutic nature of a bottle of red.
Still stiff and sore but moving better.
Great to hear.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Those absolute fluffybunnies who should die on their twist n go's that pull up in front of you on a diagonal at the lights, when you're on a motorbike.
Fuck this thread makes me angry.
Fluffybunny car drivers who crawl or even stop halfway round a tight corner ahead of you on your motorbike, so you need to brake and struggle to stay upright. Generally two old woman driving a bloody Honda Jazz and deep in a conversation - probably about their bladder problems.
I've mapped out a very special place in hell for these fucking twats.
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@Victor-Meldrew you are really taking to this thread like a pterodactyl discovering fish fingers for the first time..
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@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew you are really taking to this thread like a pterodactyl discovering fish fingers for the first time..
Don't get me started on processed fucking food.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fluffybunny car drivers who crawl or even stop halfway round a tight corner ahead of you
Car drivers who want to turn right across two lanes of traffic at rush hour with no turning lane. Usually it takes a minute or two before they give up and move on, as if it's a surprise that RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC IS HEAVY. Ah, the joys of big city living
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self entitled pricks who decide queues, T3 lanes etc are for the plebs and speed down the lane that's free (because it is either restricted or doesn't go where everyone wants to get) and then at the last moment swerve into the queued lane relying on someone wanting to avoid an accident to create a gap.
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@nzzp people who indicate to turn right, but swing almost a full car width to the left to do thier right run manoeuvre
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@taniwharugby hey you gotta beware of the back end swing on your Focus!
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@nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fluffybunny car drivers who crawl or even stop halfway round a tight corner ahead of you
Car drivers who want to turn right across two lanes of traffic at rush hour with no turning lane. Usually it takes a minute or two before they give up and move on, as if it's a surprise that RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC IS HEAVY. Ah, the joys of big city living
Rarely have that problem in the UK as people will almost always flash/stop to let you turn. We all moan, but UK drivers are generally pretty considerate.
It's the fluffybunnies who still won't turn when flashed who give me the shits....
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@Victor-Meldrew ha I have always thought of the stand-offs we'd get over here if as many streets were reduced to single lane like so many UK ones are with neither arrogant fluffybunny wanting to back up to let the other through.
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@Victor-Meldrew I'm still getting used to drivers not having the sense to realise that you slowing down and the big gap you're leaving means they can go, nooo...they must be flashed! Dumb.
Similar to @taniwharugby fluffybunnies that pull up to an intersection on the left when they're turning right and vice versa. Morans.
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Who here reckons they could pass their restricted driving test first go nowadays ? Genuine question. They seem to just get tougher and tougher. I reckon I’d be fucked, so many bad habits and even with a reversing camera my parallel parking skills are inconsistent at best.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
Who here reckons they could pass their restricted driving test first go nowadays ? Genuine question. They seem to just get tougher and tougher. I reckon I’d be fucked, so many bad habits and even with a reversing camera my parallel parking skills are inconsistent at best.
Possibly not if I'm being honest, but I maintain I'm a much better driver than the test can evaluate because I drive with decades of experience. I read the road and car users well ahead of me, taking action to avoid what will become an issue. I routinely witness people become surprised at shit they should've seen happening from hundreds of meters away. The most obvious being the traffic is slowing ahead. Not these clowns - they're busy concentrating on the car ahead of them because they're too close.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
Who here reckons they could pass their restricted driving test first go nowadays ? Genuine question. They seem to just get tougher and tougher. I reckon I’d be fucked, so many bad habits and even with a reversing camera my parallel parking skills are inconsistent at best.
Possibly not if I'm being honest, but I maintain I'm a much better driver than the test can evaluate because I drive with decades of experience. I read the road and car users well ahead of me, taking action to avoid what will become an issue. I routinely witness people become surprised at shit they should've seen happening from hundreds of meters away. The most obvious being the traffic is slowing ahead. Not these clowns - they're busy concentrating on the car ahead of them because they're too close.
The other half doesn't have a license. She's a year older than me so I've accepted it's extremely unlikely to happen and it's a bit of a running joke with her family. It's a pain in the arse on long journeys or if I want to drink but in terms of issues with women it's nothing compared to what I've dealt with in the past. We were looking at driving tests on youtube and they're pretty tough ( merging, identifying hazards etc ). I completely agree with you about the experience thing but the point I'm making is I'd probably fail if I got a surprise test with no time to prepare cos of not indicating long enough, not indicating properly on roundabouts or some such pedantic thing like that.
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As a motorcyclist I'm pretty pedantic about signalling my intention to other road users.
