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  • KirwanK Offline
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    #1039

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @r-l definitely @Kirwan

    I wish I had that much hair 🙂

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    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones what's your hair situation these days?

    I mean....I'm at a loss here...what was the post you first replied to on this thread today?

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    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Goddamn I hope we get to have a fern get together soon. I will be buntastic.

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    which one of you looks like this?

    My forearms are better.

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    @bones I swear sometimes you are so hormonal, I just wanted more description, you now have a bun but how long is it exactly?
    Feck it now anyway I've lost interest.😔

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    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones I swear sometimes you are so hormonal, I just wanted more description, you now have a bun but how long is it exactly?
    Feck it now anyway I've lost interest.😔

    Jeez @R-L don't encourage him. You know what he's like, nobody's safe.

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    #1044

    @jc Meh.

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    @jc said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones I swear sometimes you are so hormonal, I just wanted more description, you now have a bun but how long is it exactly?
    Feck it now anyway I've lost interest.😔

    Jeez @R-L don't encourage him. You know what he's like, nobody's safe.

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    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Goddamn I hope we get to have a fern get together soon. I will be buntastic.

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    which one of you looks like this?

    Why is it you're so keen on winkers?

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    @pakman what's a winker? One who winks? Or was that a spelling mistake?

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    #1048

    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman what's a winker? One who winks? Or was that a spelling mistake?

    One who has a habit on winking.

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    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman what's a winker? One who winks? Or was that a spelling mistake?

    What IS your new avatar? It's making my eyes hurt... 🙂

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    #1050

    @victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman what's a winker? One who winks? Or was that a spelling mistake?

    What IS your new avatar? It's making my eyes hurt... 🙂

    The real question is if it makes @R-L 's eyes water. 😳

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    I will make the effort to attend any Fern GOM get together.

    As I have returned to a slightly more grumpier version of this look, I feel I will fit in well.

    Walter White.jpg

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    Something I genuinely no longer miss; lining up at airport security

    https://i.imgur.com/15TOpcs.mp4

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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Something I genuinely no longer miss; lining up at airport security

    https://i.imgur.com/15TOpcs.mp4

    I gave that a like because it was funny, but I'd also take back those lineups in a heartbeat right now!

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    #1054

    Just tried to order a takeaway coffee but wasn't allowed to because I didn't have a mask, despite the cafe being full to overflowing of people sitting at tables without masks. Apparently that's ok, but me, wanting a takeaway coffee, am a danger to society. I am happy my takeaway cup is going in the rubbish.

    I have been inconvenienced by stupidity for about half a century now. No wonder I am a grumpy fluffybunny.

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    @crazy-horse You're a cop aren't you? You still working? Even if you aren't, put on a uniform from the local male stripper joint (Christchurch will be full of them) and drag the fucker off in a paddy wagon.

    I had some nail scissors taken of me by airport security just after 911. I pointed out to the "security" person that I was the Captain of the aircraft (and hadn't just dressed up for @R-L 's pleasure). I advised him that I could could crash the plane at any time, if I wished, without anyone getting a manicure and that we had a whole heap of bottles on board that were far more dangerous. I let him take the scissors when I thought an anal inspection might be the consequences of the discussion.

    Stupidity surrounds us.
    GOM.

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    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Just tried to order a takeaway coffee but wasn't allowed to because I didn't have a mask, despite the cafe being full to overflowing of people sitting at tables without masks. Apparently that's ok, but me, wanting a takeaway coffee, am a danger to society. I am happy my takeaway cup is going in the rubbish.

    I have been inconvenienced by stupidity for about half a century now. No wonder I am a grumpy fluffybunny.

    That is beyond absurd. I assume that's a self-imposed rule right, there is no Government mandate for that?

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    #1057

    Went out for dinner last night for Mrs Boo's birthday.

    Had to wear a mask on entry until we were seated with the other couple we were out with - about 10 feet from the door. Then could sit there sans mask for as long as we liked, until we walked the 10 feet back to the door, whereupon being outside we could immediate remove them.

    Queensland!

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    #1058

    @voodoo I'm pretty sure @Crazy-Horse lives in the same state as I do...

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