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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to Tim on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #1406

    @tim

    Sounds like one of those Hi Fi experts who sell people $5,000 Ethernet cables which only work properly if you connect them in the direction of the music...

    "All insulation slows down the signal on the conductor inside. When insulation is unbiased, it slows down parts of the signal differently, a big problem for very time-sensitive multi-octave audio. AudioQuest’s DBS creates a strong, stable electrostatic field which saturates and polarizes (organizes) the molecules of the insulation. This minimizes both energy storage in the insulation and the multiple nonlinear time-delays that occur."

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    #1407

    @victor-meldrew There was a funny one where Naim was trying to tell customers that files from solid state drives sound better than from regular hard drives. 😆

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    replied to Tim on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #1408

    @tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @victor-meldrew There was a funny one where Naim was trying to tell customers that files from solid state drives sound better than from regular hard drives. 😆

    Oh, I can beat that. Was once told by a Hi Fi expert in a Wellington shop that the ampliter he was showing me "had a gain of 500dB from the Shure V15 cartridge on the Linn turntable".

    We never did find out where the shop kept their hydroelectric power station.

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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
    #1409

    @mariner4life Still trying to grab money after all these years.

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    #1410

    @tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @rocky-rockbottom

    His "hair" gets weirder and weirder looking every year.
    I've seen more natural-looking artificial grass than that.

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    #1411

    @nostrildamus said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    His "hair" gets weirder and weirder looking every year.
    I've seen more natural-looking artificial grass than that.

    Except on @Tim's avatar.

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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #1412

    @victor-meldrew That's the oil slick era. 🙂

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    #1413

    @nostrildamus said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @rocky-rockbottom

    His "hair" gets weirder and weirder looking every year.
    I've seen more natural-looking artificial grass than that.

    Starting to look like Robert Downey Jnr in TropicThunder!

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    #1414

    https://www.iol.co.za/news/r8m-powerball-jackpot-winner-whose-wife-left-him-because-he-didnt-have-enough-money-wants-her-back-a3a62976-60f6-4c41-9ddf-f6f8da2d130e?fbclid=IwAR28ywLgxtKdpwzKEFnPClvOzzk3oFn3oUDoGKMze8ECpy7kAdQpjKqfsms

    Aaaah true love...

    Perhaps she has some hidden talents that we're not aware of?

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    #1415

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/quizzes/300390307/quiz-morning-trivia-challenge-august-26-2021

    Question 15!!! That made me laugh!

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    #1416

    @hooroo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Question 15!!! That made me laugh!

    You get a gift one at the end?

    Having to actually do the quiz to get to number 15 was annoying. Still, I'll take my 13 and walk away.

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    #1417

    What day of the week do they do Pet Stories?

    Correct Answer: Who gives a fuck!

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    #1418

    @dogmeat Think that was one that I got wrong because "who gives a fuck" wasn't there.

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    #1419

    @mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Fucking loooooool!!!

    Stupidest thing I have seen on the internet today

    OnlyFans to ban sexually explicit content!!

    OnlyFans!!!

    It's like the great Tumblr exodus never happened!!

    Yeah, musicians are totally going to get people to subscribe to their OnlyFans. And there is sooooo much demand for that

    So long OnlyFans

    someone obviously decided to talk to the CFO, who must have advised them they should start looking for new jobs because

    the tits are back on OnlyFans!!

    Now all you lonely blokes can go back to paying your friendly neighborhood instagirl or GoneWild poster $5 to see her norks

    And who says capitalism is a bad thing?

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    @mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Fucking loooooool!!!

    Stupidest thing I have seen on the internet today

    OnlyFans to ban sexually explicit content!!

    OnlyFans!!!

    It's like the great Tumblr exodus never happened!!

    Yeah, musicians are totally going to get people to subscribe to their OnlyFans. And there is sooooo much demand for that

    So long OnlyFans

    someone obviously decided to talk to the CFO, who must have advised them they should start looking for new jobs because

    the tits are back on OnlyFans!!

    Now all you lonely blokes can go back to paying your friendly neighborhood instagirl or GoneWild poster $5 to see her norks

    And who says capitalism is a bad thing?

    I remain astonished people pay for tits on the internet.

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    #1421

    are there people that dumb? apparently so

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-tragically-dies-after-using-glue-to-seal-off-penis/news-story/18db3fa55edcc40425396414f119e7f2

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    replied to bayimports on last edited by Machpants
    #1422

    @bayimports said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    are there people that dumb? apparently so

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-tragically-dies-after-using-glue-to-seal-off-penis/news-story/18db3fa55edcc40425396414f119e7f2

    Darwin Award nominee there, and he didn't breed first - bonus!

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  • TimT Away
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    #1423

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    #1424

    Oh no they di'in't
    Screenshot_20210903-132721.jpg

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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #1425

    @bones not even close

    5a39d6ff-4561-43a9-afe4-052e8421ac5e-image.jpeg https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuff.co.nz%2Flife-style%2Ffashion%2F107111073%2Fcould-fond-memories-of-the-80s-schoolyard-classic-nomad-kickstart-the-shoes-comeback&psig=AOvVaw1jCfV_JxFCSTQy1a6MO6uw&ust=1630789063795000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCNj46ujY4_ICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAI

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