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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to Dan54 on last edited by
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    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
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    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.

    Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.

    Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.

    French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1558

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.

    Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.

    French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.

    So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #1559

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.

    Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.

    French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.

    So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????

    Not saying anything of the sort. My mood that day will dictate if I have a drink or not.

    I'm saying the French games are usually in the evenings, which means you should be able to have breakfast rugby. It's usually 9p kick off, which is pm here which will be 9am in NZ at that time. The afternoon games are usually KO between 2 and 4pm UK time which will 3-5am NZ time.

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  • Crazy HorseC Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.

    Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.

    French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.

    So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????

    I am gettting so old and boring I can only drink in the afternoons now. Fuck drinking at night. That's for sleeping.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
    #1561

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.

    Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.

    French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.

    So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????

    I am gettting so old and boring I can only drink in the afternoons now. Fuck drinking at night. That's for sleeping.

    I’m gonna lobby the mods for a downvote button then come back and use it on here.

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  • BonesB Online
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    Bones
    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
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    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.

    Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.

    French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.

    So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????

    I am gettting so old and boring I can only drink in the afternoons now. Fuck drinking at night. That's for sleeping.

    I see the issue here. Drink in the afternoon, asleep by night. Try starting a little later.

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  • Dan54D Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1563

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Saturday mornings without rugby.

    You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.

    6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!

    Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.

    Ahhh I get it now mate, excuse the slowness of uptake of an old fella!!!

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  • voodooV Away
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    voodoo
    wrote on last edited by
    #1564

    You know what I hate?

    When you take a piss in a grubby public toilet urinal.

    And you're contemplating whether to wash your hands or just get out of there.

    You choose the right thing and hit the soap dispenser.

    And nothing comes out. Fucking empty.

    Now your hands are infinitely more filthy for having touched that dirty fucking dispenser than they were before having just handled your pristine weapon.

    And no amount of water is getting that feeling off, that knowledge that 100 other unwashed knob-hands have pressed on that dispenser looking for cleanliness and being declined.

    Fucking disgusting

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    replied to voodoo on last edited by
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    @voodoo

    I take it you’ve just had a poor experience?

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  • voodooV Away
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    voodoo
    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
    #1566

    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo

    I take it you’ve just had a poor experience?

    Are we still talking about public toilets or are you describing my life in general now?

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  • boobooB Offline
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    replied to voodoo on last edited by
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    @voodoo at least it wasn't a poo

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to voodoo on last edited by
    #1568

    @voodoo Only yourself to blame mate. Rookie error. If the soap dispenser isn't contactless, don't even bother!!

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  • voodooV Away
    voodooV Away
    voodoo
    replied to booboo on last edited by
    #1569

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo at least it wasn't a poo

    🤢

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    Catogrande
    replied to voodoo on last edited by
    #1570

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo

    I take it you’ve just had a poor experience?

    Are we still talking about public toilets or are you describing my life in general now?

    Now you put it like that, I feel a little uncomfortable.

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #1571

    When you look for a recipe online, you find it and ....

    It takes you another 30-40 seconds to find the fucking recipe because apparently now it's the done thing to write essay after essay at the top of it explaining how you found it, what variations you can do to it, what uncle bob once did at xmas with it.

    Seriously, I just want the god damned recipe.

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  • BonesB Online
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    Bones
    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1572

    @majorrage bro there's usually a button at the top "jump to recipe"...

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #1573

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage bro there's usually a button at the top "jump to recipe"...

    Game. Changer.

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    No Quarter
    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1574

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    When you look for a recipe online, you find it and ....

    It takes you another 30-40 seconds to find the fucking recipe because apparently now it's the done thing to write essay after essay at the top of it explaining how you found it, what variations you can do to it, what uncle bob once did at xmas with it.

    Seriously, I just want the god damned recipe.

    Blame Google SEO's for that. The more words you write, the higher you rank in searches.

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