Grumpy Old Man
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@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Saturday mornings without rugby.
You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.
6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!
Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.
We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.
Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.
French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.
So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????
I am gettting so old and boring I can only drink in the afternoons now. Fuck drinking at night. That's for sleeping.
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Saturday mornings without rugby.
You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.
6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!
Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.
We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.
Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.
French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.
So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????
I am gettting so old and boring I can only drink in the afternoons now. Fuck drinking at night. That's for sleeping.
I’m gonna lobby the mods for a downvote button then come back and use it on here.
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Saturday mornings without rugby.
You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.
6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!
Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.
We’ve got that to enjoy……you’ll just have to switch to beers to watch now.
Actually do we ? I don’t even know the time differences for the games coming up.
French games are often in the evenings, but the UK / Ireland games are generally afternoon kick offs.
So you’re saying you can’t drink in the afternoon ????
I am gettting so old and boring I can only drink in the afternoons now. Fuck drinking at night. That's for sleeping.
I see the issue here. Drink in the afternoon, asleep by night. Try starting a little later.
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dan54 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Saturday mornings without rugby.
You can’t just have it for 6 weeks then just turn it off. Does t work like that.
6 weeks?? How do you have just 6 weeks? I been going to Saturday morning (college stuff) up until about 2 weeks ago!
Roll out of bed, make a coffee, sit down and watch NZ / SA / Oz / Arg. Brilliant.
Ahhh I get it now mate, excuse the slowness of uptake of an old fella!!!
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You know what I hate?
When you take a piss in a grubby public toilet urinal.
And you're contemplating whether to wash your hands or just get out of there.
You choose the right thing and hit the soap dispenser.
And nothing comes out. Fucking empty.
Now your hands are infinitely more filthy for having touched that dirty fucking dispenser than they were before having just handled your pristine weapon.
And no amount of water is getting that feeling off, that knowledge that 100 other unwashed knob-hands have pressed on that dispenser looking for cleanliness and being declined.
Fucking disgusting
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I take it you’ve just had a poor experience?
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
I take it you’ve just had a poor experience?
Are we still talking about public toilets or are you describing my life in general now?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
I take it you’ve just had a poor experience?
Are we still talking about public toilets or are you describing my life in general now?
Now you put it like that, I feel a little uncomfortable.
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When you look for a recipe online, you find it and ....
It takes you another 30-40 seconds to find the fucking recipe because apparently now it's the done thing to write essay after essay at the top of it explaining how you found it, what variations you can do to it, what uncle bob once did at xmas with it.
Seriously, I just want the god damned recipe.
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@majorrage bro there's usually a button at the top "jump to recipe"...
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage bro there's usually a button at the top "jump to recipe"...
Game. Changer.
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you look for a recipe online, you find it and ....
It takes you another 30-40 seconds to find the fucking recipe because apparently now it's the done thing to write essay after essay at the top of it explaining how you found it, what variations you can do to it, what uncle bob once did at xmas with it.
Seriously, I just want the god damned recipe.
Blame Google SEO's for that. The more words you write, the higher you rank in searches.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
You know what I hate?
When you take a piss in a grubby public toilet urinal.
And you're contemplating whether to wash your hands or just get out of there.
You choose the right thing and hit the soap dispenser.
And nothing comes out. Fucking empty.
Now your hands are infinitely more filthy for having touched that dirty fucking dispenser than they were before having just handled your pristine weapon.
And no amount of water is getting that feeling off, that knowledge that 100 other unwashed knob-hands have pressed on that dispenser looking for cleanliness and being declined.
Fucking disgusting
Always have hand san in the car, better half has some in her purse bag thingy
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
You know what I hate?
When you take a piss in a grubby public toilet urinal.
And you're contemplating whether to wash your hands or just get out of there.
You choose the right thing and hit the soap dispenser.
And nothing comes out. Fucking empty.
Now your hands are infinitely more filthy for having touched that dirty fucking dispenser than they were before having just handled your pristine weapon.
And no amount of water is getting that feeling off, that knowledge that 100 other unwashed knob-hands have pressed on that dispenser looking for cleanliness and being declined.
Fucking disgusting
I don't bother after a number one. I know my gentleman's region is cleaner than a dirty public toilet.
The design of them also shits me to tears - having to touch taps, dispensers and even doors on the way out. We're not animals, this can all be done contact free.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
When
you walk back into the office with your lunch andsome prick comes over to your desk to talk about work shitthat clearly fucken waitFixed.
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Or when you finally get to said lunch, which was a salad (GFY's), one of those ones where you get a couple of choices, and you open it to realise that instead of putting your 2 choices next to each other like ever other sane muthafucka in the world would do, the pimply little git decided to be a moron or a cnt and stick one on top of the other.
