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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
Interceptor
Written and directed by Matthew Reilly
If that name doesn't mean anything to you, it's a pseudonym for "super dumb, and fairly fun".- Titwatch: zero
- Budget: low. It's pretty much a single-location movie. Total cast of: fuck-all.
- Cameo by Chris Hemsworth but - as his wife is the lead actress
- PC-box-ticking: unnecessary backstory of sexual harassment in the military; PLUS: unnecessary racist motivation for 1 minion
2.5 very vague/confused bad-guy motivations out of 5 "Holy shit the lead is a woman, AND the president of US is a woman? What is this - opposite-land?" 's.
Jesus - the motivation of the bad guy really was weird. Nuke 16 US cities because... something about his dad being an idiot and yet got handed a sweet ambassador-to-the-UN job? The system is slightly corrupt? So - nuke the whole fucking thing? Or - no - actually, getting paid to do it. By... somebody?it was real shit and not in a good way, I prefer D grade movies that at least don't try to be serious. 1.5 out of 5 would be generous and not worthy of any review.. if his writing his implausibility is low .. in movie making it was high, just stay away
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The Gray Man
Ryan Gosling is wooden, Billy Bob Thornton is terrific as always, Chris Evans is fucken great fun as the over the top bad guy, Ana De Armas is overrated.
Some of the action made Commando look like Saving Private Ryan the “bullshit set piece” needle was at absolute critical. Goslings plot armour was one of the strongest I have ever seen.
Pretty good fun though if you didn’t think too much about the ridiculous plot.
2.75 6 killed 4 out of 5 “boring!”
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma/Liz Hurley level.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma/Liz Hurley level.
Fuck off.... I will cut you.
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma/Liz Hurley level.
Fuck off.... I will cut you.
I will help sharpen your knife
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma/Liz Hurley level.
Fuck off.... I will cut you.
Anyone who doesn't get a rise from this is probably gay
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma/Liz Hurley level.
Fuck off.... I will cut you.
Anyone who doesn't get a rise from this is probably gay
As a great man once said... "King Arthur couldn't pull me out of that".
Fuck... I would LIVE in that. Working from home would take on a whole new meaning...I nearly understand @MN5 's point - Hurley and Selma are classics. But Ana... jesus, the legs, the tits, the face, and then she just pulls out some ridiculous fucking "I'm so innocent, can't you help me" eyes...
She's very, very fucking close to becoming my favourite colombian export.
The closest I've seen with similar talent - Alison Brie. -
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma/Liz Hurley level.
Fuck off.... I will cut you.
Anyone who doesn't get a rise from this is probably gay
Actually that is pretty fucken decent. Perhaps she just looked rough in the movie ?
Still bronze behind Liz and Salma though
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma/Liz Hurley level.
Fuck off.... I will cut you.
Anyone who doesn't get a rise from this is probably gay
Actually that is pretty fucken decent. Perhaps she just looked rough in the movie ?
Still bronze behind Liz and Salma though
Get to specsavers. Now.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Actually that is pretty fucken decent. Perhaps she just looked rough in the movie ?
But yeah - I haven't seen the movie yet - but somebody earlier reviewed it and said something about her being dressed-down / made-less-attractive?
Firstly - who the fuck does that? You want a plain-ish girl in a movie - hire a fucking plain-ish girl.
Secondly... I'm now intrigued as to how they could make her "rough". I mean... fuck. I'm not sure if I've mentioned it, but I would crawl over broken glass to just smell that. -
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Still bronze behind Liz and Salma though
Cut you. Slice you like a hog.
Look at it this way. If she walks into a pub when we’re having a beer I’ll let you have first hoon cos I’ll be busy hitting on Liz and Salma.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Still bronze behind Liz and Salma though
Cut you. Slice you like a hog.
Look at it this way. If she walks into a pub when we’re having a beer I’ll let you have first hoon cos I’ll be busy hitting on Liz and Salma.
Deal.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma**/Liz Hurley** level.
I do not understand this forum's obsession with Liz (not saying she's not attractive but this place is like young girls with Harry Styles when it comes to her). The hot chicks thread is just a Liz and the odd pic of the (as someone put it) plastic golfer these days.
Have no qualms with Salma's mention though.
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Ana De Armas is overrated.
Mods, insta ban!
I’m not saying she’s not hot but she’s not Salma**/Liz Hurley** level.
> I do not understand this forum's obsession with Liz (not saying she's not attractive but this place is like young girls with Harry Styles when it comes to her). The hot chicks thread is just a Liz and the odd pic of the (as someone put it) plastic golfer these days.
Have no qualms with Salma's mention though.
Probably cos she’s exceptionally hot particularly for her age.
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Re-watched Dune recently and wasn't happy with it after reading the book for the first time in decades.
This captures my feelings and is mor entertaining than my incoherent ramblings: