Grumpy Old Man
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....
Oh, and it's snowing.
and a fellate navidad to you toooo
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....
Oh, and it's snowing.
and a fellate navidad to you toooo
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nom nom
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
Would you look at what just showed up on Fesshole.
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This could go in any number of threads...
We recently bought 100ml of fragrance oil to make some candles as Christmas gifts - sum total of £6.99. It arrived with eight double-sided A4 pages of safety and hazard information to comply with EU regulations.
WTAF?
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@Victor-Meldrew Gwyneth visiting for Xmas?
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew Gwyneth visiting for Xmas?
Bloody hope not. The fragrance is Woodsmoke and Leather.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew Gwyneth visiting for Xmas?
Bloody hope not. The fragrance is Woodsmoke and Leather.
That still leaves it up in the air.
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someone making their own scented candles might be the most unexpected post ive come across....
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@Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
someone making their own scented candles might be the most unexpected post ive come across....
I don’t think it’s actually his own scent.
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@Catogrande i wouldn't be surprised if Woodsmoke and Leather was @Victor-Meldrew 's scent
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@Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande i wouldn't be surprised if Woodsmoke and Leather was @Victor-Meldrew 's scent
He’s given plenty of hints about his age so I’d guess stale biscuits and worthers originals with some underlying aroma of yesterdays piss.
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@Kiwiwomble have you googled Gwyneth's candles?
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@taniwharugby i think i remember something about them so dont think i will
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@Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande i wouldn't be surprised if Woodsmoke and Leather was @Victor-Meldrew 's scent
Fuck off.
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande i wouldn't be surprised if Woodsmoke and Leather was @Victor-Meldrew 's scent
He’s given plenty of hints about his age so I’d guess stale biscuits and worthers originals with some underlying aroma of yesterdays piss.
What the fuck does your appalling taste in whisky have to do with this?
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@Victor-Meldrew I’m loving your responses. SO Grumpy !
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Kiwiwomble have you googled Gwyneth's candles?
Applaud your use of euphemism there.
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@Victor-Meldrew Ian Dury had some sage advice about candles.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
This could go in any number of threads...
We recently bought 100ml of fragrance oil to make some candles as Christmas gifts - sum total of £6.99. It arrived with eight double-sided A4 pages of safety and hazard information to comply with EU regulations.
WTAF?
Is it safety information related to making scented candles or instructions on how to retrieve and reattach your balls?
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@JC said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew Ian Dury had some sage advice about candles.
He wouldn’t like this thread. He always found lots of reasons to be cheerful.
