Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Machpants you could just read the post above yours.
"Get what you pay for I guess." Nope still nothing
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@Machpants All I'm getting is that it's not just tacky, it's pretty shit execution.
Northland seems a little... flaccid. The rest of it also... just... "I want the map of New Zealand. With the Flag of New Zealand. Imagined as if it was on a balloon, which is half-deflated. But like... bursting out of my fucking skin! Thanks." -
@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Machpants you could just read the post above yours.
"Get what you pay for I guess." Nope still nothing
Looks pretty good to you then huh?
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@Kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Machpants All I'm getting is that it's not just tacky, it's pretty shit execution.
Northland seems a little... flaccid. The rest of it also... just... "I want the map of New Zealand. With the Flag of New Zealand. Imagined as if it was on a balloon, which is half-deflated. But like... bursting out of my fucking skin! Thanks."The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder. Really it is lame and tacky, but I was expecting something shit worthy, like using Ozzie stars or something. There are far far worse tattoos out there
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@Machpants Yep. So... a slow day for stupid shit on the internet.
Or... wait... is your name Jody Machpants?
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@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.
No.
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@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.
No.
Flat map, curved shoulder, yes.
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@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.
No.
Flat map, curved shoulder, yes.
Tell me you don't understand perspective without telling me you don't understand perspective.
Northland should extend into the trapezius if the "artist" isn't competent enough to get the scale correct to fit on the humerus.
So as I said previously: "Get what you pay for I guess."
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I just took it that we still owned the North Island
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@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.
No.
Flat map, curved shoulder, yes.
That star on the bottom looking a bit like the anus of NZ should be a little more accurate and move South East to map onto Invercargill...
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@Catogrande said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I just took it that we still owned the North Island
Look what you did to us New Fucking Ulster. fluffybunnies
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@Victor-Meldrew every British paper going with the same headline. He must be hopping mad
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@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew every British paper going with the same headline. He must be hopping mad
Probably feels a bit jumpy about the whole thing.
(Waits for taxi..)
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Old, but bloody gold
UPDATED We gather that things do not run as smoothly as they should down at BBC Bristol. Apparently, someone in London recently sent an urgent video tape via courier which duly arrived in the post room at said outpost of The Corporation. One of the operatives therein - noticing that the label was peeling off - decided to replace it with a new one. He removed the original and stuck it on the fridge, intending to copy the address after lunch. The next morning, the sender of the tape was surprised to find this voice message (mp3) on his mobile. Enjoy. Update In response to those readers who have requested, nay demanded, a transcript of the voice message, here it is: "First saved message: message received yesterday at 9.20am." "Hi Paul, this is Beth. We have an emergency. Apparently you gave the courier a six-foot fridge to be delivered to BBC Bristol instead of the tape we need in the studio today. Could you call me on 0117-xxx-xxxx as soon as you get this message? Bye." -
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