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  • BonesB Offline
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    @Kruse he's just a damn patriot alright! Who thinks a shitty arse tattoo supposed to be of NZ but in a completely weird shape isn't stupid shit enough for his liking

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.

    No.

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    @antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.

    No.

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    Flat map, curved shoulder, yes.

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.

    No.

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    Flat map, curved shoulder, yes.

    Tell me you don't understand perspective without telling me you don't understand perspective.

    Northland should extend into the trapezius if the "artist" isn't competent enough to get the scale correct to fit on the humerus.

    So as I said previously: "Get what you pay for I guess."

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  • CatograndeC Online
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    I just took it that we still owned the North Island

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    Def. a hot tip for the 2023 Darwin Awards

    Feb 9, 2023

    Pro-gun lawyer shot with own weapon by MRI scanner dies

    Pro-gun lawyer shot with own weapon by MRI scanner dies

    Leandro Mathias de Novaes took concealed firearm into hospital where machine's magnetic field set it off

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    The flaccid Northland is just perspective, and goes across the top of his shoulder.

    No.

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    Flat map, curved shoulder, yes.

    That star on the bottom looking a bit like the anus of NZ should be a little more accurate and move South East to map onto Invercargill...

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    @Catogrande said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    I just took it that we still owned the North Island

    Look what you did to us New Fucking Ulster. fluffybunnies

    https://teara.govt.nz/en/1966/provinces

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    Feb 10, 2023

    British crime boss arrested in Thailand after five years on the run

    British crime boss arrested in Thailand after five years on the run

    Richard Wakeling was sentenced to 11 years in absence after he tried to import £8m of liquid amphetamine into the UK in 2016

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    @Victor-Meldrew every British paper going with the same headline. He must be hopping mad

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    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew every British paper going with the same headline. He must be hopping mad

    Probably feels a bit jumpy about the whole thing.

    (Waits for taxi..)

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    Old, but bloody gold

    UPDATED We gather that things do not run as smoothly as they should down at BBC Bristol.
    
    Apparently, someone in London recently sent an urgent video tape via courier which duly arrived in the post room at said outpost of The Corporation. One of the operatives therein - noticing that the label was peeling off - decided to replace it with a new one. He removed the original and stuck it on the fridge, intending to copy the address after lunch.
    
    The next morning, the sender of the tape was surprised to find this voice message (mp3) on his mobile. Enjoy.
    
    Update
    In response to those readers who have requested, nay demanded, a transcript of the voice message, here it is:
    
    "First saved message: message received yesterday at 9.20am."
    
    "Hi Paul, this is Beth. We have an emergency. Apparently you gave the courier a six-foot fridge to be delivered to BBC Bristol instead of the tape we need in the studio today. Could you call me on 0117-xxx-xxxx as soon as you get this message? Bye."
    
    
    
    The BBC, the lost tape and the 6-foot fridge
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    Guess she would feature highly on a crazy / hot graph

    "There has been no third party interference in this relationship of any kind," Fox's Instagram post read. "That includes, but is not limited to... actual humans, DMs, AI boys or succubus demons."

    Stuff
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    @Stockcar86 what's your sc

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    @Stockcar86 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

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    It is strange. Very strange. Extremely strange. Hospital level strange

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    @Stockcar86 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

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    Nothing wrong with that

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