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  • BonesB Online
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    Shop n scan is the only way, I'll be fucked if I'm putting my stuff in my trolley just to take it all out again and plonk it on the counter, then pack it...after I've queued for 5 or more minutes.

    Just scan it as you pack it, go to the till when you're finished and scan the barcode, pay and fuck off.

    And if you have your trolley fucking horizontal across the isle while you squint at something on the shelves, I'm gonna do my best to hit it.

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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    when did supermarkets start doing their shelf stacking during the day? i had friends that did shelf stacking whilst at highschool and it was always at night...doing the shop yesterday and every isle had 2-3 people either stacking shelves or fulfilling online orders...blocking the isles just makes things even more unenjoyable

    Agree with this one. It's bad enough having to deal with middle aged women who think it's the 1980s and therefore it's their god given right, and only theirs, to shop during the day and everyone else needs to make way for them. Now we have to contend with boxes in the aisles as well.

    Those middle-aged women are almost as bad as people of working age doing their shopping during the week at lunchtime and in the evenings, rushing around with their trolleys and sometimes screaming kids.

    Do your shopping online or at the weekend, FFS.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Supermarkets are the fucking worst now. Covid enabled these fluffybunnies, and they have run with it. No fucking stock on the shelves. Profit gouging of the highest order. No fucking checkout staff. No refill on the weekend because penalty rates.

    A pox on their fucking houses.

    (as a separate rant, i curse the houses of fluffybunnies with terrible supermarket etiquette, you know who you are you fucking assholes)

    I blame Brexit.

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  • MN5M Online
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    wrote on last edited by MN5
    #2155

    Anyone wondering at the average age of people on the fern need only look at the last few supermarket related posts for their answer.

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #2156

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Anyone wondering at the average age of people on the fern need only look at the last few supermarket related posts for their answer.

    Mum still doing your shopping for you hun?

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  • MN5M Online
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #2157

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Anyone wondering at the average age of people on the fern need only look at the last few supermarket related posts for their answer.

    Mum still doing your shopping for you hun?

    I need to call her actually, I’m running dangerously low on socks and undies.

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  • CatograndeC Online
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    #2158

    @No-Quarter said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande it is not often a woman says she has low standards in men...

    fluffybunny

    But I don't know any other way to read "but I figured if I didn’t fancy you, no other woman would either" unless of course ... she has a great sense of humour...

    Clearly what she is saying is @Catogrande has the chiseled features of a Greek God, so covering that up with a big ugly beard suited her just fine as other women would be throwing their underwear at him otherwise.

    Just seen this.

    What he said.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #2159

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Anyone wondering at the average age of people on the fern need only look at the last few supermarket related posts for their answer.

    gom.jpg

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  • chimoausC Offline
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    #2160

    Young men today have no idea how much courage it took to ask a girl out (In Person) then ring their family home on the landline not knowing if her parents would answer the phone first.

    And imagine not being able to message or talk to your girlfriend 100 times a day because neither of you had a phone. You actually like had to talk in person. So weird.

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  • antipodeanA Online
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    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Young men today have no idea how much courage it took to ask a girl out (In Person) then ring their family home on the landline not knowing if her parents would answer the phone first.

    And imagine not being able to message or talk to your girlfriend 100 times a day because neither of you had a phone. You actually like had to talk in person. So weird.

    And the effort to send dick pics!

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to antipodean on last edited by
    #2162

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Young men today have no idea how much courage it took to ask a girl out (In Person) then ring their family home on the landline not knowing if her parents would answer the phone first.

    And imagine not being able to message or talk to your girlfriend 100 times a day because neither of you had a phone. You actually like had to talk in person. So weird.

    And the effort to send dick pics!

    Especially if you had to fork out for 2 stamps per envelope.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to chimoaus on last edited by
    #2163

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Young men today have no idea how much courage it took to ask a girl out (In Person) then ring their family home on the landline not knowing if her parents would answer the phone first.

    And they no idea (or need) to photoshop age-reduction when dating on the internet....

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  • chimoausC Offline
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Young men today have no idea how much courage it took to ask a girl out (In Person) then ring their family home on the landline not knowing if her parents would answer the phone first.

    And imagine not being able to message or talk to your girlfriend 100 times a day because neither of you had a phone. You actually like had to talk in person. So weird.

    And the effort to send dick pics!

    And the poor person at the photo lab who developed and checked the photo first. Plus the risk of the mum opening the letter first.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    replied to chimoaus on last edited by
    #2165

    @chimoaus Only amateurs used photo labs. You had to hunt out the local photography shop that developed the negatives in-house so you could smile knowingly at the girl behind the counter when you picked them up!!

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  • KiwiwombleK Online
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Young men today have no idea how much courage it took to ask a girl out (In Person) then ring their family home on the landline not knowing if her parents would answer the phone first.

    And imagine not being able to message or talk to your girlfriend 100 times a day because neither of you had a phone. You actually like had to talk in person. So weird.

    And the effort to send dick pics!

    Especially if you had to fork out for 2 stamps per envelope.

    pre paying the reply dick pic? clever

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Young men today have no idea how much courage it took to ask a girl out (In Person) then ring their family home on the landline not knowing if her parents would answer the phone first.

    And imagine not being able to message or talk to your girlfriend 100 times a day because neither of you had a phone. You actually like had to talk in person. So weird.

    you've literally just given me flash backs to specific calls....im mortified

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
    #2167

    @Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    pre paying the reply dick pic? clever

    Fucking BUUUURN.
    <insert "burned" or "snap" or "burn" GIF>
    Nicely done.

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by Bones
    #2168

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    pre paying the reply dick pic? clever

    Fucking BUUUURN.
    <insert "burned" or "snap" or "burn" GIF>
    Nicely done.

    but he was right and you know it

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #2169

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    pre paying the reply dick pic? clever

    Fucking BUUUURN.
    <insert "burned" or "snap" or "burn" GIF>
    Nicely done.

    but he was right and you know it

    Fuck, took me a while, but are you insinuating I was the provider of the reply dick pic?
    Not bad. <insert 'gaaaaay' GIF>

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by Bones
    #2170

    @Kruse

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #2171

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kruse

    Is this... flirting? It's been a while, and, I'm out of touch. Also... not gay. Sorry. Nothing against it. Just... no attraction to penii. Barely even my own.

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