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    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Movie review thread...:

    Jaws
    Yeah hasn't aged well. Kind of freaked me out that Roy Schneider was younger than I am now when he played that role. The 3 mains are great in their roles and the music is still awesome but fark me that shark looks terrible (except for that scene where it eats that scout dude, that's cool).

    I don’t think the shark looks as bad as some people make out and I certainly appreciate the ‘less is more’ approach to create tension . Shaw is amazing in the role as are the other two. I don’t think a film franchise has deteriorated as badly as that though, the later movies are absolutely awful.

    They were shit when they came out tbf

    Time will just magnify that

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    King of Killers

    Ah yeah, just leave your brain at the door with this one.

    In fact skip it altogether…..

    Ridiculous plot, boring overchoreographed fight scenes and the acting is more wooden than a lumber yard.

    Not even any funny one liners, the ONLY saving grace was the main bad guy being vaguely interesting.

    Avoid.

    1.5 surviving multiple stab wounds out of 5 bullshit exploding traps

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    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    King of Killers

    Ah yeah, just leave your brain at the door with this one.

    In fact skip it altogether…..

    Ridiculous plot, boring overchoreographed fight scenes and the acting is more wooden than a lumber yard.

    Not even any funny one liners, the ONLY saving grace was the main bad guy being vaguely interesting.

    Avoid.

    1.5 surviving multiple stab wounds out of 5 bullshit exploding traps

    So a typical Frank Grillo special?

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    The Iron Claw (2023) ⭐ 7.6 | Biography, Drama, Sport

    The Iron Claw (2023) ⭐ 7.6 | Biography, Drama, Sport

    2h 12m | R

    Fuck me

    Had no idea of this story

    4 claws out of 5 curses

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  • TimT Away
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    Paul Schrader has a new movie coming out soon. Based upon Russell Banks' last novel (The Sweet Hereafter, Affliction). About a respected leftwing documentary maker who is actually a huge piece of shit. Richard Gere and Uma Therman

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    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Paul Schrader has a new movie coming out soon. Based upon Russell Banks' last novel (The Sweet Hereafter, Affliction). About a respected leftwing documentary maker who is actually a huge piece of shit. Richard Gere and Uma Therman

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    @Catogrande Very clever, I assume that you will appear on a panel show soon.

    Though he could be pretty good at portraying an ageing man who has gotten by because of his charm and looks ...

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    Napoleon is terrible. Avoid. Only watched because I have Apple TV. A tedious train wreck of a film.

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    @antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    King of Killers

    Ah yeah, just leave your brain at the door with this one.

    In fact skip it altogether…..

    Ridiculous plot, boring overchoreographed fight scenes and the acting is more wooden than a lumber yard.

    Not even any funny one liners, the ONLY saving grace was the main bad guy being vaguely interesting.

    Avoid.

    1.5 surviving multiple stab wounds out of 5 bullshit exploding traps

    So a typical Frank Grillo special?

    I’ve never seen him in anything so I don’t know

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    @bayimports said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia lol its ok for you to like Poor Things, you are a true cinephile (certainly not for me), even the music irked me.

    Unless you were in a coma, you could not have missed Barbie mania and the global media hype that came with it I know lots of people who did love it and good for them. With hype so big, there is always an expectation that the movie delivers on that, that is where there is a gap. My wife and I both enjoyed it but neither thought it was a truly great movie.

    Again, it's a good movie, never said it wasn't. In terms of relevant for Oscars, given its popularity it was always going to be there, where I joined the cult or not. Also helped by the fact that there were very few unique new mainstream movies released and likely to happen this year too. Fun, but not wow. So I maintain, don't believe the hype.

    I don't have an issue with you not thinking Barbie is an Oscar film, I only had an issue with the implication it was being rated highly due to "politics".

    Despite being a cinephile I dislike the focus on "worthy" movies for Oscars (or Oscar bait movies) so I was quiet happy to see Barbie nominated and Oppenheimer win as I think it should be about all movies, the arty, and the blockbuster. Plus, I found Barbie to be genuinely funny (the SPR beach scene nearly made choke on my M&Ms) which was why it rated highly on my ranking of the Oscar noms.

    On Poor Things, I think I'm more open to that type of film now, I remember seeing some of the same directors earlier films and thinking WTF.

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    @antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    King of Killers

    Ah yeah, just leave your brain at the door with this one.

    In fact skip it altogether…..

    Ridiculous plot, boring overchoreographed fight scenes and the acting is more wooden than a lumber yard.

    Not even any funny one liners, the ONLY saving grace was the main bad guy being vaguely interesting.

    Avoid.

    1.5 surviving multiple stab wounds out of 5 bullshit exploding traps

    So a typical Frank Grillo special?

    That Frank Grillo video game/time loop style movie was great - Boss Level. But, I think that's the only film I've seen with him as the lead though.

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    Saw The Burial on a recent flight to NZ. Tommy Lee Jones as a funeral director business owner and Jamie Foxx as an ambulance chaser personal injury lawyer that represents him in case that will determine his future and that of his wider family. Surprisingly good. 3 stiffs out of 5 bottles of embalming fluid

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    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    That Frank Grillo video game/time loop style movie was great - Boss Level. But, I think that's the only film I've seen with him as the lead though.

    That was a fun movie. Copshop wasn't bad either.

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  • MiketheSnowM Offline
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    Watched the following on my return from Japan

    Small Town Wisconsin (2020) ⭐ 6.6 | Comedy, Drama

    Small Town Wisconsin (2020) ⭐ 6.6 | Comedy, Drama

    1h 49m

    The Punishment (2022) ⭐ 6.8 | Drama

    The Punishment (2022) ⭐ 6.8 | Drama

    1h 25m

    The Infiltrator (2016) ⭐ 7.0 | Biography, Crime, Drama

    The Infiltrator (2016) ⭐ 7.0 | Biography, Crime, Drama

    2h 7m | R

    All three movies 4 out of 5

    Started watching

    Tully (2018) ⭐ 6.9 | Comedy, Drama, Mystery

    Tully (2018) ⭐ 6.9 | Comedy, Drama, Mystery

    1h 35m | R

    Got half way though. Really enjoying it.

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    Bring Him to Me (2023) ⭐ 5.2 | Crime, Thriller

    Bring Him to Me (2023) ⭐ 5.2 | Crime, Thriller

    1h 36m | R

    Very, very good

    4 inhalers out of 5 bailers

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  • TimT Away
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    Violent.Cop.1989.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX].mp4_snapshot_00.49.56.377.jpg

    Same cinematographer as several episode of ...

    ... Tokyo Vice.

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    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    Violent.Cop.1989.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX].mp4_snapshot_00.49.56.377.jpg

    Same cinematographer as several episode of ...

    ... Tokyo Vice.

    Is that any good?

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    @Nepia @bayimports

    Your discussion reminds me of what's so good about movies - there is something for everyone and we don't need to agree on what's "good" or not.

    See, I really enjoyed Poor Thing, and I'm totally good with her winning accolades for her performance. I thought it was a terrific watch.

    Barbie on the other hand was kinda meh - the first hour was fun, the costumes, the music, Ken's performance, the message even. The rest then just draaaaaggggged on, as they forced more of the same message down my throat and made me sit through overblown and over-long hammed-up scenes. The fight one being case in point, it did nothing for me. Nothing about that movie screamed "award-winner" to me.

    As an aside - re-watched Dune 1 it this week. It's pretty good. You're welcome.

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