Movie review thread...
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@Machpants said in Movie review thread...:
@Kiwiwomble Yeah it wasn't the lore, but things like the CGI scenes when this bumbling group of dwarves are escaping capture by running along the narrow bridges, and goblins are literally flying off like a bow wave
ok....im going to amend my review now that i have finished the 3....
first one was better than i remembered...enjoyable if a little drawn out.
second one was also drawn out....but that was the first time i REALLY felt the CGI fell over, the liquid gold is laughably bad...given how long it was, once they saw they couldnt do that...surely you just cut that scene
third one (and the reason i rewatched as i had little to no recollection)....is a bit of a mess...the battle of the five armies could have been great but they over complicate things that were already complicated...eagles save the day again.....why is that castle all ice?...there was no ice/snow anywhere else near by....the actual armies standing off is good...and then they move to this obvious set covered in random ice...everyone else just sorted things out i guess?
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@Machpants said in Movie review thread...:
@Kiwiwomble Yeah it wasn't the lore, but things like the CGI scenes when this bumbling group of dwarves are escaping capture by running along the narrow bridges, and goblins are literally flying off like a bow wave
Loads of Goblins get sliced, diced and fall to their deaths but not one dwarf does.
That whole scene is the very definition of “Plot Armour”
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Attack the Block but with ageing wrestlers?
Are they all actual wrestlers?
Jesus Christ Neps, didn’t they have TVs in the Bay in the 80s and 90s ?
That’s Haku/Meng. You’d better not forget his name or he’ll bite your nose off. ( true story )
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Attack the Block but with ageing wrestlers?
Are they all actual wrestlers?
Jesus Christ Neps, didn’t they have TVs in the Bay in the 80s and 90s ?
That’s Haku/Meng. You’d better not forget his name or he’ll bite your nose off. ( true story )
He was the one who I knew was definitely a wrestler. Probably because he's a poly.
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Attack the Block but with ageing wrestlers?
Are they all actual wrestlers?
Jesus Christ Neps, didn’t they have TVs in the Bay in the 80s and 90s ?
That’s Haku/Meng. You’d better not forget his name or he’ll bite your nose off. ( true story )
He was the one who I knew was definitely a wrestler. Probably because he's a poly.
Google some stories on him. Some are absolutely amazing.
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Half an hour into this and starts a bit shit but becoming decent. Cena is bloody fun to watch eh.
Edit: yeah, watch it. Good fun really and some brilliant lines.
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Killers of the flower moon. Was soooo slow moving to start that I almost gave up. But picked up pace and was pretty good. Both de Niro and Di caprio are excellent. It’s a looong film.
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@Bones said in Movie review thread...:
Half an hour into this and starts a bit shit but becoming decent. Cena is bloody fun to watch eh.
Edit: yeah, watch it. Good fun really and some brilliant lines.
I don't know if I've watched this, or if I've just seen the ads for it.
Monkey Man: An Indian set (but Thailand filmed) John Wick style movie crossed with a boring movie. This was weird, the action set pieces are more Indonesian style (think The Raid/The Night Comes for Us) than Hong Kong/Hollywood and most of them were really good - but there's a whole background story that is filmed arty as fuck and just drags.
Stars Dev Patel from Skins and Slumdog Millionaire.
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@Bones said in Movie review thread...:
Half an hour into this and starts a bit shit but becoming decent. Cena is bloody fun to watch eh.
Edit: yeah, watch it. Good fun really and some brilliant lines.
I thought Hulk Hogan was the epitome of wrestling comedic movie talent but Cena has taken it to another level again
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First one not what we hoped but I’ll still watch this, suprised not more build up, first ive heard mention and its only a week out
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lol i said basically the same thing. i felt like the Chef Reactions dude.
2 out of 10, I'll probably still watch the sequel (looks disgusted with myself)
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@Bones said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
don't know if I've watched this, or if I've just seen the ads for it.
Thanks mate.
You're welcome.
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@Kiwiwomble if I hadnt watched the 1st one and been let down, I'd be thinking fuck, that looks mint!
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@taniwharugby thats fair, i filed the first one away as "fun" rather than "good" so will happily watch the second at home with some takeaways knowing i didn't pay to see it in the cinema
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
Not going to sugar-coat this: That looks shit. Like the writers at Disney got lazy. Even though I'm making allowances for my bad mood right now, I can't accept children cutting straw scarecrows is a match against an enemy that can amass an interstellar (I assume) fleet.
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Scott Bakula's gotta be one of our least transformational actors. I like him fine but he completely overwhelms anything he's a part of, transforming the work itself rather than allowing himself to become subsumed, humbled. This is a type of Star power. Brando had it. Welles had it. But where those men would pull their films into their gravitational pull like planets orbiting a star, Bakula pulls all of his projects in the direction of a TV movie from 1994.
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