Movie review thread...

MN5

Best Zombie movie ?
 
Mine would be 28 days and weeks later ( still holding out for another sequel ) and Dawn of the Dead ( 2004 version ). Always much scarier when the Zombies can run. I am Legend and World War Z real disappointments.

NTA

Zombieland

MN5

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Zombieland
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I much preferred Shaun of the Dead.
 
You've got red on you.

NTA

Also a good movie.

MN5

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Also a good movie.
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Zombieland had great ingredients, I mean how fucken hilarious were Woody Harelson and Bill Murray in Kingpin ? ( far and away THE best Amish/ten pin bowling movie of all time ) but I was disappointed for whatever reason overall.

NTA

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Zombieland had great ingredients, I mean how fucken hilarious were Woody Harelson and Bill Murray in Kingpin ? ( far and away THE best Amish/ten pin bowling movie of all time ) but I was disappointed for whatever reason overall.
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Probably because you want every movie to be a roid-raging homosaurus festival like this
 
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MN5

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Probably because you want every movie to be a roid-raging homosaurus festival like this
 
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You leave Commando out of this.
 
Vernon Wells though, what a gifted actor. Did anyone know he was in Mad Max as well, looking marginally less homosexual than in Commando ? 
 
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Milk

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Tango and Cash! That alone put Sly up there!
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I agree... until I rewatched it recently. Now that is a movie that doesn't hold up :(
 
Luckily it still has one of the best high five scenes:

Hooroo

Oh I still loved it!
 
The ropey east London accent still cracks me up

RoninWC

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is that 'O' for 'onest'?
 
It was a tongue in cheek post. :)
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Well after that "H" discussion in that other thread I've decided to boycott the letter "H" until people stop using "HAITCH"
 
Or it was simply a spelling mistake which was pure lazy typing on my part.

MN5

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I agree... until I rewatched it recently. Now that is a movie that doesn't hold up :(
 
Luckily it still has one of the best high five scenes:

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Complete with a power synthesizer 80's rock classic into.

dogmeat

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Everything I do here is a gift
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Oh we all agree you're specially gifted

jegga

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Didn't really enjoy either of Stallones "R" movies. Sly isn't without his charms but Arnie shits all over him from a great height overall in my opinion. 
Demolition Man is fucken great but a lot of that is cos of Wesley Snipes.</blockquote>
 
Sly> Arnie.

MN5

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Sly> Arnie.
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Any chance to have a dig at Arnie and you can bet that our man from plimmerton will be on that quicker than Winger on a vaccination thread.
 
Matrix is gonna kill you LAST, jegga.

jegga

I'll have you know I live in Paremata. 
Also Sly has better taste in women , that maid Arnie was banging ( shudder).

MN5

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I'll have you know I live in Paremata. 
Also Sly has better taste in women , that maid Arnie was banging ( shudder).
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I'll give you that......
 
but anywhere past Ngaraunga is strange, scary and completely foreign territory to me so I pretty much label it all with the same brush to be safe.

antipodean

Rancid Schnitzel

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I'll have you know I live in Paremata. 
Also Sly has better taste in women , that maid Arnie was banging ( shudder).</blockquote>
 
Actually they both banged Brigitte Nielsen and Sly was stupid enough to marry her. 
It's hard to compare them. Arnie could beat shit into Sly, but Sly was more functional. Sly has also invented 3 enormous franchises (Rocky, Rambo and Expendables). That ain't too shabby. 
On the other hand, Sly has been in a great deal more shit than Arnie. Oscar, Stop or my Mom will Shoot, Cobra.

MN5

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Actually they both banged Brigitte Nielsen and Sly was stupid enough to marry her. 
It's hard to compare them. Arnie could beat shit into Sly, but Sly was more functional. Sly has also invented 3 enormous franchises (Rocky, Rambo and Expendables). That ain't too shabby. 
On the other hand, Sly has been in a great deal more shit than Arnie. Oscar, Stop or my Mom will Shoot, Cobra.
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Arnies franchises ( Terminator, Predator and Conan ) are so much better it's not even funny, he didn't even feel the need to appear in half of them.
 
I'm surprised he didn't turn Commando into a franchise though, Bennetts gay lover coming back for revenge, assembling a gang of thugs and attacking Arnie and Alyssa in the log cabin in the woods.....fuck there's the first sequel written right there.

mariner4life

Wait on, I love me some Arnie, but calling the Predator and Conan franchises better than Rocky and Rambo is a huuuuge fucking stretch. Predator 2 is shit, and Arnie's not even in it. Alien v Predator can eat all of the dick. And Conan? Barbarian? Awesome (so awesome). Destroyer? campy garbage. Hell, Red Sonja is better than that. Then fucking Kevin Sorbo gets the next one because Arnie doesn't want it. And then the last one sucked too.
 
Terminator was great for 2 movies.

The Silver Fern

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