Car Advice - Mummy Cars!
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@Crucial said in Car Advice - Mummy Cars!:
I don't get sports cars. Unless you have access to a race track they are the equivalent of waking up with a throbbing morning wood and no one to share it with except yourself.
So. Like most days then.
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There goes my sports car thread....
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@taniwharugby string them up by their scrotum. You don't fuck with a mans hilux.
I've got a four litre v6 hilux today as a courtesy car. I don't want to give it back.
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@jegga said in Car Advice - Mummy Cars!:
@taniwharugby string them up by their scrotum. You don't fuck with a mans hilux.
Nah don't string them up by the nuts.
Tie their nuts to the towbar and head off road.
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@MajorRage said in Car Advice - Mummy Cars!:
There is nothing in the world more manly than a Hilux.
/cough Unimog
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@taniwharugby And there I was recovering from finding out what a circle jerk literally was ... and you go and put up a story like that. Another panic attack - had to go and take the rotor out of my hilux (yes some classic vehicles still have a rotor). If it had an alarm I would go and set it.
I'm going for lie down. Today has just been too much.
@antipodean When it gets to 20 years old we will see.
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Oh, and scum who steal hiluxes don't have nuts, balls, or any other sort of genitalia. They don't even qualify as fluffybunnies.
I really am upset now. Swearing on the interthing and people comparing brand new Mercedes to hiluxes. The bloody world has gone mad.
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@antipodean cant see Crumpy driving that thing.
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@antipodean said in Car Advice - Mummy Cars!:
@MajorRage said in Car Advice - Mummy Cars!:
There is nothing in the world more manly than a Hilux.
/cough Unimog
That thing will broken down about 500 times before the Hilux is even due an oil change.
Hiluxes rule.
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@Snowy I love that model of hilux, whenever I see one it reminds me of being my boys age and chucking all our gear in the back of my mates dads hilux and dropping us off where the track ran out and telling us he'd pick us up in a couple of days. They are getting a bit thin on the ground now but last time I saw him he still had that hilux.
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The newer ones are OK, but they're not great - angle of entry and exit aren't quite as good. Too much shit to break down on them.
My brother has a Diesel SR5 and its great for him driving across the country, but the soft bastard goes and stays in motels even though he has his swag in the back.
He'll be here from Darwin this time tomorrow, and once against I'll berate him for being unAustralian.
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@jegga Probably hasn't changed the oil and has done at least 300,000k as well.
I was forced to buy a fancy new 2004 (as I couldn't find one of those and mine still has the same look) but I have managed to make it look at least 20 years older than it really is and has the classic 3l diesel that actually sounds like it will fall apart any minute - and doesn't.