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    @bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Feb 5, 2022  /  Weird News

    'Alien' spotted watching Mars rover in certain 'proof of life', expert claims - The Mirror

    'Alien' spotted watching Mars rover in certain 'proof of life', expert claims - The Mirror

    A UFO expert claims they have found irrefutable proof that aliens exist, as they spotted a being with a pink body in images released by NASA of the Mars rover on the red planet

    laying in a relaxed pose, similar to Kate Winslet in Titanic

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    @bones more likely sunbathing...

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  • BonesB Offline
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    Fucking ow.

    Tim Hanlon  /  Feb 7, 2022  /  World news

    Woman's foot left impaled on high heel after she jumped away from huge spider - The Mirror

    Woman's foot left impaled on high heel after she jumped away from huge spider - The Mirror

    WARNING GRAPHIC IMAGE: Alyssa Lambert, 25, from Sydney, Australia, told how she jumped away from a huntsman spider in her house, and landed on her shoe

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    I've assumed this isn't real and is a piss-take of extreme quality. If not we are buggered.

    Ben Bloch  /  Feb 7, 2022  /  Bristol News

    Bristol University pronoun guide for staff includes 'catgender' | Bristol Live

    Bristol University pronoun guide for staff includes 'catgender' | Bristol Live

    It also linked to guidance about 'emojiself' pronouns

    "Staff members at the University of Bristol have been given guidance on gender identity and neopronouns, including 'catgender'.

    The institution says in its 'using pronouns at work' document that staff should declare their own pronouns when meeting students and new people for the first time, encouraging staff to put their own preferred pronouns in their email signatures to support trans and non-binary students and normalise the practice for all.

    Its guidance also links to a web page that says that some people may identify as felines and others could use 'emojiself pronouns'"

    From the link...

    "Nounself pronouns are type of neopronoun that are derived from an existing word. They are commonly, but not always, used by xenic individuals who may want to use a pronoun set that corresponds with their xenogender, or some other aspect of themself. For example, someone who is catgender may use nya/nyan pronouns".

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    A number of places this could go

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    @antipodean

    We need a scary stuff you see on the internet thread, clearly.

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    @antipodean so I have my performance review next month. Does this mean instead of answering all the grading questions I just need to show a supermarket receipt for wholemeal?

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    @dogmeat You should tell them that you're so underpaid you can't afford to toast it. Then challenge the privilege of the person interviewing you. Wear lipstick, that will throw them right off balance.

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    @jc what if I say I identify as a sloth?

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    @dogmeat That would work. Still go for the lipstick as well though.

    Edit: This look...

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    @jc Me to a T
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    @dogmeat Marvellous. Now you just need to sort your pronouns out.

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    Editor  /  Feb 16, 2022

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    As the UK battles an energy crisis, renewables are once again letting us down. Last night a £2 million wind turbine was felled in South Wales by Storm

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    @victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Editor  /  Feb 16, 2022

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    As the UK battles an energy crisis, renewables are once again letting us down. Last night a £2 million wind turbine was felled in South Wales by Storm

    “Made in Britain”?

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    @machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Editor  /  Feb 16, 2022

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    As the UK battles an energy crisis, renewables are once again letting us down. Last night a £2 million wind turbine was felled in South Wales by Storm

    “Made in Britain”?

    A quick Google reveals "Made in Germany".

    Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.....

    Link here

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    @victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Editor  /  Feb 16, 2022

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    As the UK battles an energy crisis, renewables are once again letting us down. Last night a £2 million wind turbine was felled in South Wales by Storm

    “Made in Britain”?

    A quick Google reveals "Made in Germany".

    Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.....

    Link here

    Warranty expired with BREXIT

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    @victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Editor  /  Feb 16, 2022

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    £2 Million UK Wind Turbine Knocked Over by Wind

    As the UK battles an energy crisis, renewables are once again letting us down. Last night a £2 million wind turbine was felled in South Wales by Storm

    They're hilarious. Don't work if wind is too low. Don't work if wind is too high. Don't work permanently if the wind blows far too high.

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    @antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    They're hilarious. Don't work if wind is too low. Don't work if wind is too high. Don't work permanently if the wind blows far too high.

    Yeah, part of the solution but not the solution itself. Big money-makers though.

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    Dunno if this is the right thread but...

    God give me strength.

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    @catogrande

    I'm sitting here without power, no heating, laptop on it's last legs power-wise and I'm laughing at this vegan shit. 10/10

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