Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I've seen the term "front pole" used on twitter in response to this article which I have decided to adopt to ensure I am using gender inclusive language.
do you have a back pole you weirdo?
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@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
There are two types of girls that this will work on.
- Insane feminists who think its a great idea.
- Women who have woken up to the insanity who will find it genuinely hilarious.
I guess if they laugh its a go! Otherwise run, run for your damn life.
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@rembrandt said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
There are two types of girls that this will work on.
- Insane feminists who think its a great idea.
- Women who have woken up to the insanity who will find it genuinely hilarious.
I guess if they laugh its a go! Otherwise run, run for your damn life.
I was chatting with one the other day who seemed OK. But she then outed herself as a vegan and Greens voter. That had a shrivelling effect I can tell you.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rembrandt said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
There are two types of girls that this will work on.
- Insane feminists who think its a great idea.
- Women who have woken up to the insanity who will find it genuinely hilarious.
I guess if they laugh its a go! Otherwise run, run for your damn life.
I was chatting with one the other day who seemed OK. But she then outed herself as a vegan and Greens voter. That had a shrivelling effect I can tell you.
Wise. I'm seriously considering Peterson's carnivore diet, mostly for the lols when I meet a vegan
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rembrandt said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
There are two types of girls that this will work on.
- Insane feminists who think its a great idea.
- Women who have woken up to the insanity who will find it genuinely hilarious.
I guess if they laugh its a go! Otherwise run, run for your damn life.
I was chatting with one the other day who seemed OK. But she then outed herself as a vegan and Greens voter. That had a shrivelling effect I can tell you.
Imagine how hairy the Bush would be on it....
Sorry, too far?
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@mn5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rembrandt said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
There are two types of girls that this will work on.
- Insane feminists who think its a great idea.
- Women who have woken up to the insanity who will find it genuinely hilarious.
I guess if they laugh its a go! Otherwise run, run for your damn life.
I was chatting with one the other day who seemed OK. But she then outed herself as a vegan and Greens voter. That had a shrivelling effect I can tell you.
Imagine how hairy the Bush would be on it....
Sorry, too far?
Actually on that topic. Does bush even exist anymore? Seems it's shaved across the board.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mn5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rembrandt said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
There are two types of girls that this will work on.
- Insane feminists who think its a great idea.
- Women who have woken up to the insanity who will find it genuinely hilarious.
I guess if they laugh its a go! Otherwise run, run for your damn life.
I was chatting with one the other day who seemed OK. But she then outed herself as a vegan and Greens voter. That had a shrivelling effect I can tell you.
Imagine how hairy the Bush would be on it....
Sorry, too far?
Actually on that topic. Does bush even exist anymore? Seems it's shaved across the board.
There's gonna be an entire generation of kids who don't know that pubic hair even exists.
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@rancid-schnitzel they just have that effect on meat!!
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I've seen the term "front pole" used on twitter in response to this article which I have decided to adopt to ensure I am using gender inclusive language.
do you have a back pole you weirdo?
You should never assume anything about people's holes and poles. This is exactly the kind of bigoted language this guide seeks to address.
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Disgraceful behaviour from M4L. Slandering those of us with back poles as "weirdos".
#no_judgment
you freaks should be legislated against
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rocky-rockbottom said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Disgraceful behaviour from M4L. Slandering those of us with back poles as "weirdos".
#no_judgment
you freaks should be legislated against
Jealousy Legislation doesnt exist, genious
Genius, genious
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rocky-rockbottom said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Disgraceful behaviour from M4L. Slandering those of us with back poles as "weirdos".
#no_judgment
you freaks should be legislated against
Jealousy Legislation doesnt exist, genious
moran
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
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@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
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@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
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@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
summed up by the following number
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@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
I will wait till I see the consent form before I sign up to anything