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  • mariner4lifeM Online
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    mariner4life
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    #383

    <p>Least favourite shot? Where do you want to start? Any shitty duff that follows a good one. Backing up a cracking drive with a 10m duff with the wedge. Sticking a long approach next to the green, and then duffing the chip 2m in front of you (yes, fucking decel) or worse, going over the back. The overhit putt that ends up on the other side of the hole about an equal distance away from where you took the last one. I am good at all of these.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>But the worst, the absolute worst, is when there is one scraggly little branch between you and the green, and if you tried to hit it you couldn't with 10 goes. But you hit that wedge perfect, and it feels awesome off the club, and it juuuust catches a twig enough to slow the ball and leave you 3m short of the green. Fuck you tree, fuck you right in the ass. </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>And then you duff the chip, over hit the putt, and what was looking like a chance at 4 has turned in to 7. </p>

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  • Chris B.C Online
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    Chris B.
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    #384

    <p>You're playing my game M4L.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I think nothing enrages me more than the duff - but, I've had enormous practice at that.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Perhaps the one where you think - "the one thing I definitely don't want to do here is...." and like a laser guided missile, that's exactly what you do. Slicing out of bounds, powering it into the lake, dribbling it 20 yards along the ground and into the creek.  </p>

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4life
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    #385

    <p>oh shit. When i am looking at a green, all i can see is "sand. Water. Rough. Tree" i can never focus on the perfectly mown bit of grass with the flag on it. So of course, where does the ball go?</p>

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    taniwharugby
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    #386

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="485497" data-time="1429228785">
    <div>
    <p>my golf got better when i accepted i was rubbish, and decided to enjoy it for what it was, a stroll in the sunshine, a challenge, a beer, and a laugh with the boys. So i relaxed, and suddenly started playing better.  </p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Yea, when I was 'good' I took it far too seriously and took away any enjoyment I used to get, and it took qualifying for the NZ Amateur, and then playing (poorly) for me to really grasp this</p>

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    #387

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="485522" data-time="1429237972">
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    <p>What's your hatiest shot in golf?</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I have two.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>1: Crushed drive that splits the fairway (That's not the bad part) followed by a fat wedge!  I hate fatting my wedge (Usually reverse pivoting but can't change that mid swing)</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>2: decel on my short chips that makes it fluff about a foot or two. (To be fair I don't really do that any more as I'd rather be ten feet past than ten feet short</p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>1 - mine arent fat wedges, my are gutted through the back of the green, often out of bounds....</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Probably my other thing is when a particular hole gets you, I had 2 holes in particular that I just couldnt do anything with...one was a par 5, straight fairly tight...sweet 5 iron down the middle, shank next 5 iron out of bounds....smoke a drive down the middle, which allows me to catch the down slope and be within 7-9 iron in, that I duly put out of bounds, both wide and long :(</p>

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  • HoorooH Offline
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    #388

    Yes!!! The mockers hole. Our piss easy par 3 tenth has me by the balls. I've even started to shank on it and I don't have a shank. Shits me to tears. Closest I've come to putting my club over my knee in recent times.

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  • JKJ Offline
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    #389

    <p>10th at waitemata is the same. Simple as fuk stroke 18. About 110m and dead flat, no bunkers....cant hit the farken green......</p>

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    taniwharugby
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    #390

    <p>At the club I grew up on, which is a short 9 hole course, there is a par 5, which is a short dogleg of 449m with an elevated green...I think it is probably the only par 5 on any course I have played more than a few times I have never putted for eagle on, and I have probably had only a handful of birdies on it, despite me playing the course significantly more than any other! </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Had a shitload of bogies with a penalty strokes on it!!  :ireful:</p>

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4life
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    #391

    <p>Charity golf day on another stunning tropical autumn Friday. You beauty</p>

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    taniwharugby
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    #392

    <p><strike>cock</strike> Have fun! </p>

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  • JKJ Offline
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    JK
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    #393

    <p>Was gonna play muriwai today but weather very average in auckland so came to work to eat instead</p>

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4life
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    #394

    225 drive to the dead centre of the fairway loses longest drive by 70m<br><br>
    Stitch up

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  • JKJ Offline
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    JK
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    #395

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="489090" data-time="1431069525">
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    <p>225 drive to the dead centre of the fairway loses longest drive by 70m<br><br>
    Stitch up</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Dont think you are supposed to hit a 3 iron for longest drive mate</p>

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
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    mariner4life
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    #396

    Eat. A. Dick.

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  • HoorooH Offline
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    Hooroo
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    #397

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JK" data-cid="489115" data-time="1431073345"><p>Dont think you are supposed to hit a 3 iron for longest drive mate</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Fuck I reckon. Ya didn't put your name on the ladies long drive by accident, did you?!?

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4life
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    #398

    What a bunch of heros

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  • JKJ Offline
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    JK
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    #399

    Driver, 7iron in to a 430m par 5 today. Holed a 10footer for eagle

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    #400

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JK" data-cid="489263" data-time="1431146630">
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    <p>Driver, 7iron in to a 430m par 5 today. Holed a 10footer for eagle</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p>I would seriously like to "dislike" this.</p>

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  • B Offline
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    Bar
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    #401

    <p>REAL keen to get back into golf this summer.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Basically gave it up when I moved to Oz aged 16, was on single figure handicap and offered provincial coaching just before I left.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Whats the latest and greatest driver/irons/wedge/putter/balls gents? looking to do a good bit of research.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>My driving was always big and my short game always very very good, but my iron play has always been gash. Hitting greens in regulation has always been an issue for me. Any genius iron players in here? need to pick your brain.</p>

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4lifeM Online
    mariner4life
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    #402

    Hit it straight

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