Grumpy Old Man

[nostrildamus]

I'm walking along a path, on the left, and a cyclist, who has plenty of space, dings their bell, totally unnecessary. Ding when you need to, man. Otherwise get offa my meditative walking cloud.

[Bones]

@nostrildamus that's all well and good until you break into dance and they collide with you.

[nostrildamus]

@Bones they don't call me the Hadron collider at the local disco for nothing..

[Bones]

@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

Hadron

You spelt it wrong. But hey each to their own.

[Bones]

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

[chimoaus]

@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

fluffybunnies who start a thread when there is already in in existence

fluffybunnies who don't proofread their posts.

[Machpants]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

Specific instead of Pacific
Exspecially
Expresso
Yous

[chimoaus]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

People who say awesome instead of owesome.

[Catogrande]

The sub epithet “Gate” for any so called scandal.

[chimoaus]

@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

The sub epithet “Gate” for any so called scandal.

People who use words that are clearly made up.

[reprobate]

fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.

people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.

fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.

morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.

[Crucial]

Six pages in and no mention of music being played during breaks in the game.

Shocking.

[Bones]

@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

Specific instead of Pacific
Exspecially
Expresso
Yous

Haddock instead of adhoc.

[booboo]

Verse/versing (bet you didn't guess that ...)

"Bias" when you should have used "biased"., ie., "I am bias.". No you're not, you have bias, but you are biased.

Apostrophe abuse (except for 'its"/'it's" coz I always get that wrong).

[Bones]

@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

Six pages in and no mention of music being played during breaks in the game.

Shocking.

Winner!

[Crucial]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

Specific instead of Pacific
Exspecially
Expresso
Yous

Haddock instead of adhoc.

Now you're being silly.

[Bones]

@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

Specific instead of Pacific
Exspecially
Expresso
Yous

Haddock instead of adhoc.

Now you're being silly.

Swear to dog, an ex co-worker said it like that. Another was always being Pacific.

[Crucial]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

Specific instead of Pacific
Exspecially
Expresso
Yous

Haddock instead of adhoc.

Now you're being silly.

Swear to dog, an ex co-worker said it like that. Another was always being Pacific.

[taniwharugby]

@Machpants can I aks why that is so annoying?

[Rancid Schnitzel]

@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

Cyclists full stop can all fuck off and die.

Apart from my Dad, but the rest can !

fluffybunnies.

Lazy fluffybunny, get out of your car and ride

You could have at least done the decent thing and linked the actual music video for that song.