Grumpy Old Man
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who breath heavily into their mic during zoom meetings. People who forget to mute their mics in zoom meetings. People who yell into their mics during zoom meetings. Having 6 hour zoom meetings.
My other half and my sons confirm that I do this ( they were in the room during one such meeting ) and apparently I yell down the phone to people too ? in my defence isn't that what Grumpy Old Men do ? ( my Mum has hearing AIDs and I've had years of loud music in my life so I'm fucked )
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."
That could have been any number of us.
We usually just shout on here but a post office works too.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."
That could have been any number of us.
We usually just shout on here but a post office works too.
I went full on grumpy old man when I had to renew my drivers license and the machine to test eyesight failed me. Now, I'm blind as a bat ordinarily but with contacts on I'm 20/20. Anyway, in order to sort things I needed to have an optometrist certificate which cost $30 or so ( the moths flew out of this scotsmans wallet to pay that )
I shoulda googled this article
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/101113504/optometrist-debunks-drivers-licence-eye-screening-machine
But I needed it sorted quickly so what was I to do ?
Fucken revenue gathering fluffybunnies
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 Wife was in post office, some old grumpy fuck in front of line yelling "I can't hear my phone when it rings, you need to fix it."
Best one I overheard was an old guy being asked how he has his tea, turns to his wife 'Agnes, how do I take my tea?'
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This article.
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@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
