Grumpy Old Man
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self
I'm weird? You're the one dropping Italian suppositories.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self
I'm weird? You're the one dropping Italian suppositories.
You are weird but in a lovely way, most of the time. No innuendos from me, honestly, I must be slow this morning.
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 because he is funny! It's as simple as that, he isn't even bad looking to be fair.
"Waiter, three trays of sausage rolls please"
I am a feeder to be fair... I like a man that can eat!
Oh that's good.
Phrasing.
What am I missing? Or are you just being your weird Honey(s) self
Read back the bit that says “I like a man that can eat” but imagine having @Bones ’s double entendre gene...
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Virgil You're not fat...
Neither. I’m quite triggered by the implication
That could read as fat and/or unfunny.
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Back to the thread topic: John Kirwan giving advice to rugby coaches. On tv. Or anywhere.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who drop their
Maccasrubbishon the side of the road.fixed
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who drop their
Maccasrubbishon the side of the road.fixed
Yes I fucken despise litterbugs of all descriptions. Also add anyone who doesn’t clean up dogshit to that list.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you let someone into traffic in front of you and they don't give you a wave. How fucken hard is it to raise your arm you lazy fluffybunny!
That reminded me of fluffybunnies that are in such a hurry they pull out of a side road in front of you and then proceed to go well below the speed limit.
Which also reminds me of fluffybunnies that go 40 or less around the bays in/out of the Bourne.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you let someone into traffic in front of you and they don't give you a wave. How fucken hard is it to raise your arm you lazy fluffybunny!
That reminded me of fluffybunnies that are in such a hurry they pull out of a side road in front of you and then proceed to go well below the speed limit.
Which also reminds me of fluffybunnies that go 40 or less around the bays in/out of the Bourne.
The 40k speed limit round ori bay gives more quality perving time at least
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you let someone into traffic in front of you and they don't give you a wave. How fucken hard is it to raise your arm you lazy fluffybunny!
That reminded me of fluffybunnies that are in such a hurry they pull out of a side road in front of you and then proceed to go well below the speed limit.
Which also reminds me of fluffybunnies that go 40 or less around the bays in/out of the Bourne.
The 40k speed limit round ori bay gives more quality perving time at least
Really? Last time I was there it was just wall to wall with young dudes with their shirts off.
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People piss me off. Have done ever since I can remember. I was a grumpy old man as a toddler. Want to play with my toys? Fuck off and bring your own. I am not having you scratch my matchbox cars.
I think it's safe to say I am not a people person.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
People piss me off. Have done ever since I can remember. I was a grumpy old man as a toddler. Want to play with my toys? Fuck off and bring your own. I am not having you scratch my matchbox cars.
I think it's safe to say I am not a people person.
I hate it when you’re obliged to turn up to a social function and you get guilt tripped into going even though you know you’ll hate it.
Thank god alcohol exists.
.....then again I’m the only driver in my relationship and getting done for DUI is not really an option.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
People piss me off. Have done ever since I can remember. I was a grumpy old man as a toddler. Want to play with my toys? Fuck off and bring your own. I am not having you scratch my matchbox cars.
I think it's safe to say I am not a people person.
I hate it when you’re obliged to turn up to a social function and you get guilt tripped into going even though you know you’ll hate it.
Thank god alcohol exists.
.....then again I’m the only driver in my relationship and getting done for DUI is not really an option.
I am lucky. Mrs CH knows I am an unsociable fluffybunny so she puts no pressure on me at all to go to anything remotely social.
I trained her from the start. I don't even have to buy her presents 😀
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
People piss me off. Have done ever since I can remember. I was a grumpy old man as a toddler. Want to play with my toys? Fuck off and bring your own. I am not having you scratch my matchbox cars.
I think it's safe to say I am not a people person.
Picked the right job then.
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Mrs CH knows I am an unsociable fluffybunny so she puts no pressure on me at all to go to anything remotely social.
I trained her from the start. I don't even have to buy her presentsMrs Snowy is the same - if you marry a grumpy fluffybunny then that is what you get. Strangely if she does get me to socialise (far too often for my liking) she takes a perverse pleasure in me taking the piss and making people laugh because I don't want to be there.
