No kids, any regrets?
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@canefan said in No kids, any regrets?:
Those that say they have a wife with a high sex drive are the same types that have an awesome job and perfect kids. In other words farken liars!!! Or just reaaallllly lucky
Those are all choices of course, which gets back to the OP about having kids.
It would seem from this thread that parents with kids don't shag as much as those without?
You make your own luck (well to some extent).
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@Snowy nah all about timing, and being quick
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@taniwharugby said in No kids, any regrets?:
@Snowy nah all about timing, and being quick
I might have been doing this wrong. So speed is a good thing? I was led to believe otherwise.
I'm asking sexual advice from my insurance broker. Fuck.
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@Snowy speed probably not good when you have all the time in the world...but when working to a tight time frame or anticipation of a kid walking in...I guess you could say that is a benefit of having kids!
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@chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:
@MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:
@mariner4life said in No kids, any regrets?:
@MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:
All this talk is getting me excited.
I hope Ms MN5s headache has cleared up by the time tonight rolls around.
it won't have
Bugger, I might have to roll the big guns out and pick up a nice takeaway, a bottle of red and then sit through some bullshit TV about a farmer choosing a wife.while rubbing her feet.
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Glad to hear I'm not the only one that has a checklist to tick off, I swear my wife fucken milks it for all its worth.
fuck that. it's easier to jerk it. served me well for years
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@taniwharugby said in No kids, any regrets?:
anticipation of a kid walking in
That comes back your poor training in the first place. Lock them out, take your time, let them cry. See why I am not a parent?
The dog tried to get involved a few times and we aren't into that, so retraining was required and she gets locked up (the bitch - not the wife, the dog, you sickos).
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in No kids, any regrets?:
@NTA said in No kids, any regrets?:
@chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:
@ACT-Crusader Yeah not too far away from there out in the bush.
And let me tell you - as a former country boy - I'm jealous as shit of that.
Once these two little food / money black holes move out I'm going to work hard on Mrs TA to GTFO of Sydney.
In fact I'm considering pushing one or both of them to rural Universities like Charles Sturt Wagga/Bathurst/Orange or UNE in Armidale in order to look at investment properties they can rent back off me with friends.
Will you be able to take the Powerwall with you?
I will get a new and BIGGER Powerwall... but actually a more energy efficient house would be a start - particularly if its only the 2 of us.
Run an eco-B&B. People will pay premiums for ethically-sourced mungbean-fibre carpets or whatever.
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I would certainly prefer to service myself rather than get pity sex or a "make it quick" session.
I think alot of guys struggle with the transition from almost too much rooting to basically having to beg for it. Tis a weird phenomenon which no doubt has some kind of biological basis.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in No kids, any regrets?:
I would certainly prefer to service myself rather than get pity sex or a "make it quick" session.
I think alot of guys struggle with the transition from almost too much rooting to basically having to beg for it. Tis a weird phenomenon which no doubt has some kind of biological basis.
They get bored with us, um, I mean youse guys. No way Mrs CH is bored with my routine. I have it down pat!
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@antipodean said in No kids, any regrets?:
Best bit as I explained to my wife is anyone who comes to the door with a kid under a certain age can be summarily dismissed. She didn't think that was as funny as I did.
We had our kids earlier than some of our friends and the blokes came to me for advice.
I explained all parts of the procedure - initial needle, then nothing besides smell of cauterizing flesh during, and a bit of pain after.
"But the best bit? No paternity test can hold you down!"
Wives overheard that. Collectively unimpressed.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in No kids, any regrets?:
I would certainly prefer to service myself rather than get pity sex or a "make it quick" session.
I think alot of guys struggle with the transition from almost too much rooting to basically having to beg for it. Tis a weird phenomenon which no doubt has some kind of biological basis.
They wonder why that "get it over already" vibe isn't a turn on..... It would be different if we were talking about a SBW/ Aaron Smith quickie in the lavs situation but we aren't
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As for the sex drive thing, what I found works: go to New Zealand for 11 days (3 years ago this week I might add) and then come back right when she's ovulating.
Helluva week.
That is the other great thing about the snip: no pill means you just get the normal hormones and not the amped up version. Mrs TA tried the implant pill (where they put it in your arm) and it sent her fucking bonkers. Even regular pill was developing into a struggle.
I'll take my crazy standard thanks, and not batshit.
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@Kiwiwomble said in No kids, any regrets?:
i shit you not some friends of ours just announced last night they're having a lockdown baby
lockdown baby? Sounds like a borrowed euphemism from Pulp Fiction.
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@canefan said in No kids, any regrets?:
@NTA I definitely think work/kids/general life balancing act is not good for a healthy sex life. If I ever won the lotto and didn't have to work I would definitely expect an upswing in activity (excuse the pun)
Technical term: upschwing.
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@canefan said in No kids, any regrets?:
@NTA I definitely think work/kids/general life balancing act is not good for a healthy sex life. If I ever won the lotto and didn't have to work I would definitely expect an upswing in activity (excuse the pun)
Oh shit yeah. I think when you look back at the generations prior to a double income required setup, things were probably different in that sense, being based around a home maker and a bread winner.
When Mrs TA's Mum finally passes (the late stage dementia thing has some time to run yet), we'll have a situation where we don't both have to work for a time at least* due to an inheritance. I asked Mrs TA whether she'd quit and after a moment's thought she remarked "Depends what I need".
I respect that as I don't know how she's going to take it. Suspect it'll be textbook: a smidgen of happiness, along with overwhelming relief at this 4-year nightmare finally coming to a close, then guilt at feeling the relief/happiness. Probably want to bury herself back in work to forget about it BUT she works in aged care (home services) and her Mum is in the facility right next to her work, so....
*tho we probably both will while whatever comes down the pipe helps pay down the mortgage interest. A holiday will be in order tho.
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@NTA said in No kids, any regrets?:
ovulating
BTW this is what I base everything around these days. Every 4 weeks, like clockwork. If for some reason the cycle goes out, I reset the meter and wait.
Other than that:
- if she goes out with her friends usually comes home a bit tipsy, which works.
- if we're on holiday somewhere and maybe a couple of drinks have happened (and she isn't sick - notorious for getting sick on planes)
If for some reason we were on holiday with her friends and she had a couple of drinks AND she's ovulating, I think I become collateral damage.
But what a way to go.
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@Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in No kids, any regrets?:
almost too much rooting
Que?
When you have the best champagne on tap sometimes all you want is just a glass of water.
