Facebook - Time To Die?
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="552627" data-time="1452828196"><p>Thats good of your mate to do that but I'm sure he'd be better off sharing some of JKs wisdom about beating the black dog than someone called David Avacado Wolfe .<br> <br>What the fuck does this mean?<br> <br><img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/07/32/d2/0732d20d6186c8e049299262cc76af01.jpg" alt="0732d20d6186c8e049299262cc76af01.jpg"></p></blockquote> <br>I found the word in an unusually dazzling bit of research by academics in Canada who presented people with words taken from Deepak Chopra's Twitter feed that were rearranged into extra-meaningless aphorisms. Yet on reading phrases such as "Wholeness quiets infinite phenomena" many of the bullshittees claimed to detect meaning. The more they a) believed in the paranormal and
were fans of Mr Chopra, the more they judged the drivel to be profound. - <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.afr.com/leadership/company-culture/introducing-guffipedia-an-outlet-for-all-victims-of-bs-20151213-glmn65'>www.afr.com</a><br> <br>Also:<br> <br><img src="https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12508847_481615395359301_7430119164963453768_n.jpg?oh=5769dc2347e1b9ca3777bde5e09cfbf1&oe=573E8729" alt="12508847_481615395359301_743011916496345"> -
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I found the word in an unusually dazzling bit of research by academics in Canada who presented people with words taken from Deepak Chopra's Twitter feed that were rearranged into extra-meaningless aphorisms. Yet on reading phrases such as "Wholeness quiets infinite phenomena" many of the bullshittees claimed to detect meaning. The more they a) believed in the paranormal and were fans of Mr Chopra, the more they judged the drivel to be profound. - <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.afr.com/leadership/company-culture/introducing-guffipedia-an-outlet-for-all-victims-of-bs-20151213-glmn65'>www.afr.com</a><br>
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<p>Thats gold.</p>
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<p>You think that guy is bad? Try googling Don Tolman....</p>
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<p>I had a look but I got no further than this <span style="font-size:17px;font-style:italic;color:rgb(80,60,15);font-family:Verdana, Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif;text-align:right;">“Today's healthcare industry is doing more harm than good. The wholefood and self-care revolution is about waking up and taking responsibility for your own health".</span></p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="552645" data-time="1452830881"><p>I had a look but I got no further than this <span style="color:#503c0f;"><span style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif;">“Today's healthcare industry is doing more harm than good. The wholefood and self-care revolution is about waking up and taking responsibility for your own health".[/size]</span></span></p></blockquote>
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My exes sister ( still mates on FB ) puts up links from this 'health cowboy' all the fucken time. Grinds my gears worse than TR reading a Rattue article..... -
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<p>My exes sister ( still mates on FB ) puts up links from this 'health cowboy' all the fucken time. Grinds my gears worse than TR reading a Rattue article.....</p>
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<p>Chuck up something from here every day or so until she gets the message <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page'>http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page</a></p> -
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<p>Thanks jegs but I think I'd have more of a chance converting a member of ISIS to Christianity.</p>
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<p>I get that, irritate her as much as she does you for a change.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="552666" data-time="1452832926"><p>I get that, irritate her as much as she does you for a change.</p></blockquote>
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I do that already by putting photos and memes of bacon on her wall ( She's a vegan ) -
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<p>I do that already by putting photos and memes of bacon on her wall ( She's a vegan )</p>
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<p>Excellent work. Has she seen the hilux ad that got all the complaints yet?</p>
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<p>Its the complete misunderstanding of what "Genetically Modified Organism" means that gets me. Its not like some evil scientist in a lab is injecting them with BabyKill(TM) or some other mystically harmful substance.</p>
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<p>These silly fluffybunnies want everyone to have a right to good food and clean water, but don't understand the sheer level of science that will go into it!</p> -
<p>I'm currently using it to see if i can find my fantasy "i really wish i'd pulled you at uni" girl. I have a maybe. And if it is, it's a let down, and a lesson that memories are always 100% better than reality.</p>
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I'm currently using it to see if i can find my fantasy "i really wish i'd pulled you at uni" girl. I have a maybe. And if it is, it's a let down, and a lesson that memories are always 100% better than reality.</p></blockquote>
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I saw the girl I felt like that about at college at a gas station a couple of years ago. She recognised me first , took me a while to figure out who she was. The years had not been kind, she asked me if I was on Facebook , fortunately I was able to avoid an awkward friend request.<br><br>
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<p>I'm currently using it to see if i can find my fantasy "i really wish i'd pulled you at uni" girl. I have a maybe. And if it is, it's a let down, and a lesson that memories are always 100% better than reality.</p>
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<p>Not just me then?...comforting</p>
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<p>LinkedIn blabs that you've been stalking and if results ain't as expected, awkward silences can ensue</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="552693" data-time="1452838046"><p>I saw the girl I felt like that about at college at a gas station a couple of years ago. She recognised me first , took me a while to figure out who she was. The years had not been kind, she asked me if I was on Facebook , fortunately I was able to avoid an awkward friend request.<br>
Also she lives in Levin by choice now.</p></blockquote>
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On her or you? <br><br>
Cos we're not friends on FB all I can picture of you is a hard drinking thespian who gave two wonderful performances both ended prematurely by a) Sean Connery and b) a big fucken Shark......<br><br>
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<p>I'm fucking awesome thank you very much</p>
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<p>find a small enough pond until you're the big fish</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="552696" data-time="1452838381"><p>On her or you? <br>
Cos we're not friends on FB all I can picture of you is a hard drinking thespian who gave two wonderful performances both ended prematurely by a) Sean Connery and b) a big fucken Shark......<br>
Mind you I am friends with Mariner amongst others so perhaps it's best you're not on there after all.</p></blockquote>
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<p>I'm a thespian, i love chicks</p>
