Bad/Lame Jokes

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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

What a let down; left me completely flat. No stars.

[MiketheSnow]

It lifted my spirits and filled my heart with joy

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

Congratulations today to
Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association

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That joke is as dead as a Norwegian Blue.

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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Congratulations today to
Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association

That tickled my feather.
Toucan play at that joke

[Catogrande]

Continuing the parrot theme:

2 Essex girls chatting one morning after a night out.

"My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage"

"Well it should do, you had a cockatoo in it last night".

[MiketheSnow]

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

[Bones]

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Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

I had a big debate with a flat earther once. It got heated and he stormed off saying he’ll walk to the end of the world to prove me wrong.

He’ll come round eventually though.

[No Quarter]

I tried playing tennis with a tambourine. It made a terrible racket.

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