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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    Victor Meldrew
    replied to Machpants on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #3099

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Dan54

    I’m thinking this might suit?

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    Looks a bit flash ...

    Surround fucking sound!

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    Early aircraft detection system, I shit you not

    Yep. Dutch observer c WW1. You can see bigger, concrete versions of these along the Norfolk coast.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    Catogrande
    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #3100

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Dan54

    I’m thinking this might suit?

    a108e615-a54f-49a7-b03b-b3ae16e47567-image.jpeg https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF7kGsmw20dkhCWZZ_MStoXUqW-R6dIBRsJ2MQHx2rWg&s

    Looks a bit flash ...

    Surround fucking sound!

    719764b9-c986-4d91-86d8-9599616225c9-image.png

    Early aircraft detection system, I shit you not

    Yep. Dutch observer c WW1. You can see bigger, concrete versions of these along the Norfolk coast.
    It’s Norfolk. That is probably just some of the locals.

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  • nostrildamusN Online
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    nostrildamus
    replied to Nepia on last edited by
    #3101

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I had a girlfriend on a party line

    I'm learning so many HB euphemisms!

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  • sparkyS Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #3102

    Kids who think "insane" is an adjective to use when describing something positively.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to sparky on last edited by
    #3103

    @sparky wait until you hear what 'sick' means....

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  • M Offline
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    Machpants
    wrote on last edited by
    #3104

    It's the shit

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    Victor Meldrew
    wrote on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #3105

    Quick setting epoxy filler which isn't and disk-cloning software which doesn't.

    Firstly. Currently waiting 3hrs for some 1 hr epoxy filler to set.....

    Second, cloned a 512GB SSD to a 1Tb yesterday to find the fucking software creates a partition on the new SSD exactly the same size as the old one - 512GB. It then created and locked a new partition that couldn't be deleted in Windows Disk Manager. Had to dig out old DOS commands to delete the bloody thing.

    Fire these pricks.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #3106

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Quick setting epoxy filler which isn't and disk-cloning software which doesn't.

    Firstly. Currently waiting 3hrs for some 1 hr epoxy filler to set.....

    Second, cloned a 512GB SSD to a 1Tb yesterday to find the fucking software creates a partition on the new SSD exactly the same size as the old one - 512GB. It then created and locked a new partition that couldn't be deleted in Windows Disk Manager. Had to dig out old DOS commands to delete the bloody thing.

    Fire these pricks.

    If someone could come along and translate this into English I’d appreciate it

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    Victor Meldrew
    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #3107

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Quick setting epoxy filler which isn't and disk-cloning software which doesn't.

    Firstly. Currently waiting 3hrs for some 1 hr epoxy filler to set.....

    Second, cloned a 512GB SSD to a 1Tb yesterday to find the fucking software creates a partition on the new SSD exactly the same size as the old one - 512GB. It then created and locked a new partition that couldn't be deleted in Windows Disk Manager. Had to dig out old DOS commands to delete the bloody thing.

    Fire these pricks.

    If someone could come along and translate this into English I’d appreciate it

    I'm pissed off that quick- setting epoxy filler is taking over 4 hours to set.

    And some software which promised to make installing a new hard drive easy turned out to be shit.

    And the people who sold me this shit to me should be fired.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    Bones
    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #3108

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Quick setting epoxy filler which isn't and disk-cloning software which doesn't.

    Firstly. Currently waiting 3hrs for some 1 hr epoxy filler to set.....

    Second, cloned a 512GB SSD to a 1Tb yesterday to find the fucking software creates a partition on the new SSD exactly the same size as the old one - 512GB. It then created and locked a new partition that couldn't be deleted in Windows Disk Manager. Had to dig out old DOS commands to delete the bloody thing.

    Fire these pricks.

    If someone could come along and translate this into English I’d appreciate it

    I'm pissed off that quick- setting epoxy filler is taking over 4 hours to set.

    And some software which promised to make installing a new hard drive easy turned out to be shit.

    And the people who sold me this shit to me should be fired.

    Mate if it's poxy don't buy it ya cheap fluffybunny

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  • nostrildamusN Online
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    nostrildamus
    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #3109

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Quick setting epoxy filler which isn't and disk-cloning software which doesn't.

    Firstly. Currently waiting 3hrs for some 1 hr epoxy filler to set.....

    Second, cloned a 512GB SSD to a 1Tb yesterday to find the fucking software creates a partition on the new SSD exactly the same size as the old one - 512GB. It then created and locked a new partition that couldn't be deleted in Windows Disk Manager. Had to dig out old DOS commands to delete the bloody thing.

    Fire these pricks.

    If someone could come along and translate this into English I’d appreciate it

    Ok.
    "Victor Meldrew just posted."

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #3110

    Starting a project with a new client and as part of the on-boarding, having to sit through a couple of hours of HR speeches. For some reason we've been lumped in with actual employees. And there's a DEI segment with what appears to be a young Elle MacPherson running it.

    Just kidding. She looks exactly like you'd expect.

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    booboo
    replied to antipodean on last edited by
    #3111

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Starting a project with a new client and as part of the on-boarding, having to sit through a couple of hours of HR speeches. For some reason we've been lumped in with actual employees. And there's a DEI segment with what appears to be a young Elle MacPherson running it.

    Just kidding. She looks exactly like you'd expect.

    Dud you assume gender?

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    antipodean
    replied to booboo on last edited by
    #3112

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Starting a project with a new client and as part of the on-boarding, having to sit through a couple of hours of HR speeches. For some reason we've been lumped in with actual employees. And there's a DEI segment with what appears to be a young Elle MacPherson running it.

    Just kidding. She looks exactly like you'd expect.

    Dud you assume gender?

    I went by her chosen pronouns...

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  • BonesB Offline
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    Bones
    replied to antipodean on last edited by
    #3113

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Starting a project with a new client and as part of the on-boarding, having to sit through a couple of hours of HR speeches. For some reason we've been lumped in with actual employees. And there's a DEI segment with what appears to be a young Elle MacPherson running it.

    Just kidding. She looks exactly like you'd expect.

    Dud you assume gender?

    I went by her chosen pronouns...

    But who chose them?

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    Catogrande
    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #3114

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Starting a project with a new client and as part of the on-boarding, having to sit through a couple of hours of HR speeches. For some reason we've been lumped in with actual employees. And there's a DEI segment with what appears to be a young Elle MacPherson running it.

    Just kidding. She looks exactly like you'd expect.

    Dud you assume gender?

    I went by her chosen pronouns...

    But who chose them?

    Hopefully some bloke.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #3115

    HR are a necessary evil; but I've never met one who wasn't a self-aggrandising, narcissistic, empire builder who thinks they put in a hard day mentoring chatting wasting other peoples time.

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  • MajorRageM Away
    MajorRageM Away
    MajorRage
    replied to dogmeat on last edited by
    #3116

    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    HR are a necessary evil; but I've never met one who wasn't a self-aggrandising, narcissistic, empire builder who thinks they put in a hard day mentoring chatting wasting other peoples time.

    There is a colossal difference between HR folks depending on their level.

    Senior: Firm first, screw the workers, act like in love with the CEO
    Mid: Power trip, narcissistic, arse kiss of Senior HR, waste of space for both the firm & the workers.
    Junior: Lovely, often quite hot, nervous & naive

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    MN5
    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
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  • MajorRageM Away
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    MajorRage
    wrote on last edited by MajorRage
    #3118

    So looking at next running event. London now does something called The Big Half which looks like could be a lot of fun. Here's the sales pitch:

    Organised by London Marathon Events, The Big Half is a vibrant, inclusive half marathon with a fun, festival atmosphere. The 13.1 mile course weaves through London from Tower Bridge to the iconic Cutty Sark in Greenwich.

    I'll pass, thanks.

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