Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

[MajorRage]

@MN5 said in RIP 2025:

@canefan said in RIP 2025:

Amazing that he has three public lives. The champ #1, George Foreman grill George TV personality, and George Foreman boxer #2. And still died quite young

You forgot ordained minister.......

Being punched by anyone isn't pleasant. Being punched by elite heavyweights repeatedly fucks a person up like nothing else.

It's no coincidence that Frazier, Norton and Ali had issues later in life from their epic trilogies ( Ali doing a trilogy against each of these guys is mind boggling ) and much more recently Fury and Wilder have both declined hugely after their three fights.

Foreman did it a bit different as he essentially "retired" pretty young the first time and with much less damage ( one could argue as he himself did that the knockout vs Ali was more down to exhaustion ) before making his huge comeback later on. Granite chin as I mentioned earlier but he took A LOT of shots as an older, slower man.

For what it's worth prime Foreman beats prime Tyson reasonably comfortably. KO in the 4th.

Does he beat prime Frans Botha?

[MN5]

@MajorRage said in RIP 2025:

@MN5 said in RIP 2025:

@canefan said in RIP 2025:

Amazing that he has three public lives. The champ #1, George Foreman grill George TV personality, and George Foreman boxer #2. And still died quite young

You forgot ordained minister.......

Being punched by anyone isn't pleasant. Being punched by elite heavyweights repeatedly fucks a person up like nothing else.

It's no coincidence that Frazier, Norton and Ali had issues later in life from their epic trilogies ( Ali doing a trilogy against each of these guys is mind boggling ) and much more recently Fury and Wilder have both declined hugely after their three fights.

Foreman did it a bit different as he essentially "retired" pretty young the first time and with much less damage ( one could argue as he himself did that the knockout vs Ali was more down to exhaustion ) before making his huge comeback later on. Granite chin as I mentioned earlier but he took A LOT of shots as an older, slower man.

For what it's worth prime Foreman beats prime Tyson reasonably comfortably. KO in the 4th.

Does he beat prime Frans Botha?

I’m not going to respond to this silliness

[Bones]

[antipodean]

@Bones that's too good to be in this thread

[Bones]

If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent...I don't care how busy you are.

Find the time to microwave them.

[booboo]

@Bones the kids?

[booboo]

Did you hear about the five ants who rented a room with five other ants?

Now they're tenants.

[canefan]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Did you hear about the five ants who rented a room with five other ants?

Now they're tenants.

Definitely fills the brief

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones the kids?

"I like children. I like them well-done" - WC Fields

[MN5]

My Grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

He told me it was worth investing in good speakers

[Victor Meldrew]

[MN5]

I wanted to learn how to do the splits so I phoned the local gym asking if they could teach me.

They asked how flexible I was, I said I can’t do Tuesdays or Thursday’s but any other days were fine.

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” mean exactly the same thing……

Except when you’re at a funeral

[No Quarter]

I asked my daughter to pass me the phone book.

She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.

So anyway… now the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is really unhappy

[MN5]

I was arguing with this guy who said he was a really famous singer in the 1980s.

I didn’t believe him but he was adamant