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    Darwin Award

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360641967/auckland-driver-seen-cctv-moving-through-barriers-fatal-train-crash

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    KiwiRail Chief Capital Planning and Asset Development Officer Dave Gordon said all incidents at level crossings are recorded, and Maurice Rd already has the maximum protections - flashing lights, bells, and barrier arms.

    “Level crossings are a known safety concern,” Gordon said.

    Morons are the safety concern here

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    @dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Morons are the safety concern here

    Feel sorry for the train driver. That shit isn't something you'd want to have to deal with.

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    Apr 24

    Topless trans protesters claim climate change hits them hardest

    Topless trans protesters claim climate change hits them hardest

    Three women are arrested as activists blockade US air force base in Suffolk

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    I reckon a boat driving past on a trailer is the MPI equivalent of a fly past, surely?

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360666621/mpi-apologises-genuine-mistake-after-fishery-officer-disrupts-anzac-service

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    An influencer was heckled and called a 'f*cking piglet' while filming a 20-plate mega meal in Wetherspoons.

    Alice Wade  /  May 22  /  Femail

    Influencer left 'shaken' after being berated in Wetherspoons

    Influencer left 'shaken' after being berated in Wetherspoons

    The online food reviewer from the UK, who uses the handle @Beccaeatseverything, has built a nearly half a million following for sample new foods.

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    An influencer was heckled and called a 'f*cking piglet' while filming a 20-plate mega meal in Wetherspoons.

    Alice Wade  /  May 22  /  Femail

    Influencer left 'shaken' after being berated in Wetherspoons

    Influencer left 'shaken' after being berated in Wetherspoons

    The online food reviewer from the UK, who uses the handle @Beccaeatseverything, has built a nearly half a million following for sample new foods.

    Oblivious

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    Stupid because of what happened ( there wouldn’t be enough money in the world to persuade me to actually do this ) but also absolutely horrifying to imagine what he actually went through…..

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Could go anywhere...but it's the stupidest thing I've seen for a while

    Still a better singer than Yoko Ono

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    @MN5 there are some that do that shit for fun...

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    @taniwharugby said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @MN5 there are some that do that shit for fun...

    Yep and absolutely fuck ALL of that sort of shit. I was looking up all the comments about what happened to John Edward Jones and there were arguments from both sides. Obviously there was the whole angle of how it achieves nothing except getting search and rescue to have to rescue you, he shouldn’t have done it as a husband and father……vs the thrillseekers who go on about how amazing it is.

    I can understand people who like to rock climb, skydive, ride fast dirt bikes etc but this just seems like such a weird ‘thrill’ to me. Crawling in extreme discomfort to get to……..a dark cave ????

    I’ll never get it.

    Being upside down for your final moments ( stretched over 27-28 hours ) must have been absolute agony.

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    I did it once. 8 hours underground ending in a belly crawl through some running water called "The horrid place" (written in mud above the 'entrance'. Nothing tops that feeling when you finally get out but I'll be fucked if I ever do that again.

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    @Rembrandt said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    I did it once. 8 hours underground ending in a belly crawl through some running water called "The horrid place" (written in mud above the 'entrance'. Nothing tops that feeling when you finally get out but I'll be fucked if I ever do that again.

    Once more than me fella……

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    Easy to see how the roof of the passage would have made extracting him basically impossible even if he was in a position to help by pushing himself out ( which he wasn’t )

    It’s really chilling that he apparently admitted defeat to his rescuers who he was communicating with and realised he was stuck and was going to die there.

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    @Rembrandt Yeah - fuck ALL that noise.
    The closest I got was maybe an hour or two in the silver mines of Potosi - a few places where it was a belly crawl, and being told how the mountain was riddled with these tunnels, collapses all too possible.
    I reckon with the beer-belly I've since caught (it's viral, right? Not my own fault?) - I don't reckon I could do it again even if I wanted to.

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    @Kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Rembrandt Yeah - fuck ALL that noise.
    The closest I got was maybe an hour or two in the silver mines of Potosi - a few places where it was a belly crawl, and being told how the mountain was riddled with these tunnels, collapses all too possible.
    I reckon with the beer-belly I've since caught (it's viral, right? Not my own fault?) - I don't reckon I could do it again even if I wanted to.

    Personally speaking I think my big broad shoulders would be an issue too 😉

    Not sure how much if any you guys have read about the specifics of what actually happened but sounds like he was wedged so tight it interfered with his breathing ( along with being upside down for that long )

    Horrific.

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    Many years ago (before my upper body mass slipped down to the middle) I went caving in the Jenolan Caves. There was a passage you had to squeeze one shoulder through at a time and the only way to progress was grabbing a nub of a stalagmite and pulling myself through. For a brief period I honestly thought I was stuck.

    I don't get claustrophobic, but that experience was enough that I didn't pursue it as a hobby.

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    @antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Many years ago (before my supper body mass slipped down to the middle) I went caving in the Jenolan Caves. There was a passage you had to squeeze one shoulder through at a time and the only way to progress was grabbing a nub of a stalagmite and pulling myself through. For a brief period I honestly thought I was stuck.

    I don't get claustrophobic, but that experience was enough that I didn't pursue it as a hobby.

    I'm not ashamed to admit I'm an absolute pussy when it comes to this sort of stuff ( and heights ). But then shit that might scare other people for example walking in town past a big bunch of potential thugs doesn't really bother me in the slightest provided I'm alert and wary. We're all different.

    The thought of being stuck even if only for a brief period is nightmare stuff for me. It would take all I could manage just to cope, be calm and wait to be rescued.

    Being in that predicament knowing I was fucked and no one could save me is too horrifying to even think about.

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    @MN5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Being in that predicament knowing I was fucked and no one could save me is too horrifying to even think about.

    Agreed. I've given it some thought over the years looking at battles like Calais for 30th Infantry Brigade in WW2.

    Or the physical and mental tenacity to go over the top in WW1.

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