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MN5

Another few strong aftershocks in the last 15 mins. Fuck you guys are getting hammered. Earthquakes, wind, rain, flooding - what's next a swarm of locusts?

My fingers are crossed for a Zombie invasion. I'll get a shotgun and chainsaw ready.

@jegga fuck those poms and the horses they rode into town on.

I really hate the human race sometimes.

canefan

@jegga said in Earthquake:

Cameron Slater is an awful person but this is great

http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2016/11/bloody-whinging-poms/#more-281635

I hope they never got to eat the crayfish breakfast

broughie

@canefan What will be the solution for their plight? A bullet?

canefan

@broughie I'm sure it was a stressful situation for them but if the reporting was accurate ( big if) then they have not covered themselves in glory. Best thing would be to send them packing. No time for negative vibe merchants bringing everybody down at a time like this

mariner4life

I can't imagine their tripadvisor review will be favourable.

canefan

@mariner4life sounds like the helicopter company might get a nice review

broughie

@canefan Are we talking about the cows?

mariner4life

@broughie nah, the husband as well

canefan

@broughie No the whinging poms who were stranded in Kaikoura

Bones

Cutting your feet running on gravel? Shouldn't have forgotten to put your pink lace slippers on then eh ya cunting fluffybunny.

taniwharugby

@Bones cmon bro, you know the English always wear shoes outside!

Mrs TRs Granny just about had kittens the day I went out to play in the snow in barefeet and shorts (as a boy who grew up in Northland and had never been somewhere while it snowed)

Mokey

@jegga There I was, perusing the Fern and demolishing two pieces of Scotch Fillet, and suddenly the cow family story and vegan horror.

Is it bad I didn't miss a beat in cutting the next bite?

canefan

@Mokey Two pieces? Respect!

Mokey

@canefan Shit. That isn't going to help with the 'no really, I am a woman' line, is it.

canefan

@Mokey I dunno, depends on how big the pieces were. This big?

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Might be a problem

Anyway, salad is overrated as a main feature of a meal

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Mokey

I accidentally forgot the salad. Just steak and a tub of chocolate gelato. Because my body is a temple etc etc.

canefan

@Mokey Just tell them you're on the Atkins diet

Crucial

Talking about diets (or the need for one), we have been laughing at the TV clips we are getting on the earthquake here in the UK when the Minister for Eating Gerry Brownlee appears.
In one clip you may have seen he is standing next to Key and the moment Key mentions the word 'food' his eyes light up and he licks his lips. Total subconscious reaction I am sure.
I bet the good folk of Kaikoura were relieved to see him run to the rescue so he could fix up their town as well as he has with ChCh.

MN5

@Bones said in Earthquake:

Cutting your feet running on gravel? Shouldn't have forgotten to put your pink lace slippers on then eh ya cunting fluffybunny.

This is your best post ever. So vicious but funny too.

Crucial

@MN5 said in Earthquake:

@Bones said in Earthquake:

Cutting your feet running on gravel? Shouldn't have forgotten to put your pink lace slippers on then eh ya cunting fluffybunny.

This is your best post ever. So vicious but funny too.

Careful, that's verging on man love.

The Silver Fern

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