Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz

[SammyC]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@SammyC congratulations!

Btw, are you ferning on your honeymoon? Thats dedication right there.

Thanks mate

Haha, ferning and fishing woke up early for a cast while the Mrs sleeps off a hangover

[MN5]

@jegga. The story is even more awesome than the headline

Stuff

[Catogrande]

@SammyC Congratulations mate. Marriage is an institution!

[Catogrande]

@SammyC Oh forgot to say, who the fuck wants to live in an institution?

Good luck and much happiness to you both.

[jegga]

@MN5 ffs who reads this shit ?

Apart from us

[MN5]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 ffs who reads this shit ?

Apart from us

I'm picturing a couple of bored housewives meeting for lattes in ponsonby?

'OMG hun, you just HAVE to see the latest story about Hilary'

'Sorry sweets was totes busy checking out Richies wedding photos'

[jegga]

@MN5 this was on the article

Stuff

[taniwharugby]

I like the content (Re the kiwi) but shame it wasn't captured by someone more deserving.

I saw one in the wild when I was about 10, only time I seen one in the wild and at the time didn't appreciate it for how rare that sighting would turn out to be...at a place we rented a few years back I still got a buzz out of hearing them in the ForeSt around us at night.

[jegga]

@taniwharugby I worked at a bird sanctuary at school and occasionally I used to have to catch one so we could clean out its pen . I was surprised how small they are under all those feathers, pretty quick off the mark too .

[MN5]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 this was on the article

Stuff

When she 'goes rogue'

Yeah cos Hilary is just SO bad

[jegga]

@MN5

"I don't think it's a stretch to say she's changed the media landscape in this country - by making it a little more real."

Goddamit Now I have to clean up my projectile vomit.

[mariner4life]

@SammyC congrats mate! and well done getting a fish after wearing the new wife out the night before. champ

[Paekakboyz]

Great news SammyC, congrats to you both mate

[jegga]

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11782787

I'm trying to reconcile the headline with the article .

[MN5]

@SammyC I hope your music was better than Richies? His would have been fucken popular with all the Mums at the reception though.

[Bones]

Nice one @SammyC ! Now we don't have to hear about your girlfriend all the time 😊

[Crucial]

Love this pisstake of the McCaw wedding coverage

Our Correspondent  /  Jan 15, 2017  /  Society

Exclusive: Richie and Gemma thrill onlookers in Auckland dairy

Fresh from their nuptial marriage, loved-up newly-weds Richie McCaw and Gemma Flynn have delighted downtown Auckland with a walkabout that left many onlookers lost for words.

[Virgil]

Stupid is as stupid does...

Auckland beggar Conrad has learnt his first lesson in personal finance - never share your income.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/local-news/western-leader/88487404/West-Auckland-beggar-says-his-gig-is-up?cid=app-iPhone

[taniwharugby]

@Virgil wish they'd do that up here for the annoying window washers at major intersections.

Was one guy 'claimed' he could make upto $200 an hour at peak times...public nuisance really, massive issue in Whangarei at present.

[Virgil]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Virgil wish they'd do that up here for the annoying window washers at major intersections.

Was one guy 'claimed' he could make upto $200 an hour at peak times...public nuisance really, massive issue in Whangarei at present.

Think that still goes on in South Auckland too. Pops up in the news from time time when someone has been abused.