Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@No-Quarter geez, he would have been shitting bricks as he tried to get through customs!
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@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@No-Quarter geez, he would have been shitting bricks as he tried to get through customs!
Imploying the squeaky bum technique to avoid shitting any bricks I'd say!
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Top parents here...
Five-year-old left in a courtesy car her father dropped off on Tuesday night, police believe.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/89419765/Missing-five-year-old-girl-Glory-Inoke-found-in-a-Hamilton-car-yard?cid=app-iPhoneI have some personal shame to admit to here. The family Cato were off for a Sunday lunch at a country pub with a friend. When we got there the parking was horrendous and it was raining. I said to Mrs Cato, I'll drop you all off at the pub, find a parking space and then return. "OK" says Mrs C. I eventually find a space about half a mile away up a steep hill. I park the car and walk off briskly anticipating a nice pint. When I get there, Mrs Cato asks "Where is daughter No2"? Yes, she'd left her asleep in the car without mentioning it too me. So I troop back up the hill, collect the still sleeping daughter and troop back down again. Of course once we had finished at the pub it was me that had to go back up the bloody hill to pick up the car.
I'm not sure who was most at fault but of course I am the one that gets it in the neck in regard to this incident.
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@Catogrande you're alright - I got left at my grandparents place in Mosgiel when I was 5 while everyone headed off to the airport to fly to Wellington. Nobody realised until check in...
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@Catogrande said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Top parents here...
Five-year-old left in a courtesy car her father dropped off on Tuesday night, police believe.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/89419765/Missing-five-year-old-girl-Glory-Inoke-found-in-a-Hamilton-car-yard?cid=app-iPhoneI have some personal shame to admit to here. The family Cato were off for a Sunday lunch at a country pub with a friend. When we got there the parking was horrendous and it was raining. I said to Mrs Cato, I'll drop you all off at the pub, find a parking space and then return. "OK" says Mrs C. I eventually find a space about half a mile away up a steep hill. I park the car and walk off briskly anticipating a nice pint. When I get there, Mrs Cato asks "Where is daughter No2"? Yes, she'd left her asleep in the car without mentioning it too me. So I troop back up the hill, collect the still sleeping daughter and troop back down again. Of course once we had finished at the pub it was me that had to go back up the bloody hill to pick up the car.
I'm not sure who was most at fault but of course I am the one that gets it in the neck in regard to this incident.
BIL was left at the pub as a baby...
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Stuff and the herald have been gradually upgrading their headlines about the family of the pilot who died fighting the fires in Christchurch. First they were gutted, then shattered then devastated now they are in agony .
Also ffs hasn't Christchurch suffered enough ?
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not an alternative, but this is the goto thread for news stuff, even good ones (on Stuff)
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.
Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.
First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?
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NZZealandia a Continenthttp://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11802400
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I guess this could go in the awesome stuff thread too....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89640845/brian-tamaki-sucked-in-by-fake-news-site
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@Tregaskis said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Judge gives feral 150 hours of community service to "repay" the $155k debt, equating this low level work to $1,000 per hour.
Yep, nah, the taxpayer will be thrilled with that outcome.
But, but but .....the scout memorabilia!
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@mariner4life ha whoops, wrong thread, but nevermind!