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[MN5]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

cnut

http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/90507398/phillip-john-smith-wins-toupee-battle

Glad they didn't award him any money at least.

You spelt fluffybunny wrong.

[booboo]

@MN5 you mean it is spelled "P.H.I.L.L.I.P. J.O.H.N. S.M.I.T.H"?

[taniwharugby]

@MN5 however you spell it, he is still a cnut...I just don't often say the word and liked the fluffybunny filter, so I spell it cnut as it doesn't get picked up by my mailmarshall, and do so out of habit...but I like @booboo spelling better!

[Kirwan]

Give it back to him, and offer the other prisoners a pack of cigarettes every time they rip it off his head.

[Chris B.]

Smith said that he had ongoing issues with self esteem and confidence...

I'm not fucking surprised. A bit more reflection and he might realise that baldness is the least of his problems.

[canefan]

@Kirwan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

Give it back to him, and offer the other prisoners a pack of cigarettes every time they rip it off his head.

After they've glued it back on with araldite

[Bones]

@canefan Love a bit of brand specific punishment.

[taniwharugby]

@Chris-B. being in prison, maybe he isn't getting any without his rug?

[canefan]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Chris-B. being in prison, maybe he isn't getting any without his rug?

Well it couldn't be due to his winning personality.... I think he appears to prefer being the dominant person

[taniwharugby]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/90493334/christchurch-city-council-committee-keen-to-introduce-citys-own-dollar

[jegga]

Embarrassed to be a kiwi is a tad ott, the dog was obviously a bit on the useless side by the sounds of this.

Stuff

[antipodean]

@jegga I hope for the sake of their collective mental health that these poor people never venture onto a farm...

[jegga]

This won't help Nepias Wingertastic conspiracy theory that I am in fact Cameron Slater

https://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2017/03/cry-baby-gets-wig-back-leaked-memo-arrives-inbox/

[MajorRage]

@jegga #NZHarambeMoment

[jegga]

@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga #NZHarambeMoment

@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga #NZHarambeMoment

You're not wrong , there's 700 comments on stuff most of them asking why it couldn't be tranquilized.

I can sympathise with its handler , by dad was a dog tracker in the army and they wouldn't bring his dog home when they drew down the NZ troops or let him pay to ring it home and instead put it down . He was understandably shattered about it.

[mariner4life]

Fuuuck i just read the Facebook comments about that airport thing.

It's. A. Fucking. Dog.

Jesus but people are fucking stupid. And their priorities are so skewed.

[Bones]

It's a trained, intelligent dog and yet doesn't understand "come here boy/girl"? Gun was a good option.

[canefan]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/90534554/runaway-aviation-security-dog-causes-flight-delays-at-auckland-airport

Despite an expert saying tranq guns were unrealistic lots of dicks commenting that they should have saved the dog

[Bones]

@canefan shit now that one's bad. They should never have shot that dog.

[mariner4life]

Why couldn't they just divert all the flights instead of shootinh him? Corporations putting money before a life. They are murderers