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    My in laws think Ron and me are the same person .

    They couldn't be more wrong. I only have one ex wife.

    Offerman in real life seems to be a very cool guy, his woodworking videos on YouTube are interesting too. Very talented man.

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    @gollum they were supposed to do their act here last year but she couldn't make it so he came along . He described his singing style as , " sure I hit the right notes, just not in the right places". Legend.

    On instagram he's Offermanwoodshop, that's not just him he has five or six people in his workshop he's promoting using his name now.

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    I'm gonna be a dick and say that the 1st season of the show was much better than the rest.

    When the main character was a delusional city council employee who thought she was Hillary Clinton it had some vitality.

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    @Tim

    I liked the later seasons where Offermans & Andy's role beefed up, but they overdid Aziz Anzari. By the end you could tell he was the one with no ther job offers as all the rest were off doing stuff & they'd go "who's available to do 80% of this episode? OK, Aziz it is"

    Its one of the best shows ever for quality support cast tho' - folks like Megan Mullally, the guy who played Jean-Ralphio, his sister, the tiny horse

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    He is great, but this freaks me out

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    @MN5 would have loved this thread

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    Goddammit, I watched about half that compilation before an overwhelming urge to go out and buy a bottle of Lagavulin overtook me.

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    @TeWaio said in Ron Swanson:

    He is great, but this freaks me out

    0_1495207745061_upload-e77a85e6-345c-483d-a793-613222775270

    Shit. That ruined everything somehow. Take it away, take it away.

    @Virgil
    Why was M5 banned?

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    @TeWaio said in Ron Swanson:

    He is great, but this freaks me out

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    'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

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    @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

    'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

    Look at the signature of the post above yours

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    @jegga said in Ron Swanson:

    @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

    'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

    Look at the signature of the post above yours

    Thought he said 50 pounds?
    Am currently going through the whole series, currently about to finish season 3

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    @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

    'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

    It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.

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    @antipodean said in Ron Swanson:

    @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

    'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

    It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.

    Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.

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    @jegga said in Ron Swanson:

    @antipodean said in Ron Swanson:

    @Virgil said in Ron Swanson:

    'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'

    It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.

    Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.

    @jegga did you leave the fern logged on and let your mrs post this reply??

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    @jegga I'll try and find one.

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    I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.

    Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.

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    @No-Quarter said in Ron Swanson:

    I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.

    Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.

    We currently have a rotti, I'd say she's around 45 - 50kgs maybe more
    It's satisfying when you take her for walks ( well realistically it's the other way round) and see people crap their pants and cross the road.
    She is a softy though wouldn't harm a fly, unless you happened to intrude into our our property without our permission, then your likely to find the inside of your throat on the outside

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