Ron Swanson
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@TeWaio said in Ron Swanson:
He is great, but this freaks me out
Shit. That ruined everything somehow. Take it away, take it away.
@Virgil
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@jegga said in Ron Swanson:
@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
Look at the signature of the post above yours
Thought he said 50 pounds?
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@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.
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@antipodean said in Ron Swanson:
@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.
Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.
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@jegga said in Ron Swanson:
@antipodean said in Ron Swanson:
@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
'Never own a dog under 50 pounds, dogs under pounds are cats and cats are pointless'
It's a great quote, but I had a (big) cat that thought it was a dog and it gave a German shepherd a hiding. My dogs (hunting dogs) deferred to it.
Got a picture of the cat? At the retirement home my mother works at this guy moved in with a huge ginger tomcat which completely altered the balance of power there and kept the local vet busy with the hidings it was dishing out. It all came to and end when it jumped through the window of the house of a former CEO of a large nz business and in front of his afternoon tea guests tore their pedigree wimp a new one. The thing was long haired so there was fur all over the carpet.
@jegga did you leave the fern logged on and let your mrs post this reply??
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I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.
Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.
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@No-Quarter said in Ron Swanson:
I grew up with a tiny black cat (runt of the litter) and a massive Rotty/German Shephard cross. The cat used to beat the shit out of the dog on a regular basis, there was a massive power imbalance there.
Though of course the dog was great for scaring the shit out of anyone that dared walk through or past our gate.
We currently have a rotti, I'd say she's around 45 - 50kgs maybe more
It's satisfying when you take her for walks ( well realistically it's the other way round) and see people crap their pants and cross the road.
She is a softy though wouldn't harm a fly, unless you happened to intrude into our our property without our permission, then your likely to find the inside of your throat on the outside -
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson
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@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson
Even Ron has his flaws.
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No you fuckers. Any more posts about cats in my Ron Swanson thread will be deleted.
