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The problem is more like defining what constitutes speaking english.
I think I speak english but fucked if I can understand half of what many Londoners say. Their accent has now completely dropped all consonants and replaced them with guttural noises
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if she didn't start every second sentence with "yea nah fluffybunny fucken" it would have been instant fail. also "deadset"
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
if she didn't start every second sentence with "yea nah fluffybunny fucken" it would have been instant fail. also "deadset"
What irks me most about Australians is their overuse of the word 'mate' even in hostile situations when the person is clearly not a mate ie 'you're a fucken fluffybunny mate, I'm gonna fuck you up mate'.
Also if you have to have a sip of beer for every 'mate' bomb dropped during an interview with a league player you're gonna be pissed pretty quick.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
if she didn't start every second sentence with "yea nah fluffybunny fucken" it would have been instant fail. also "deadset"
What irks me most about Australians is their overuse of the word 'mate' even in hostile situations when the person is clearly not a mate ie 'you're a fucken fluffybunny mate, I'm gonna fuck you up mate'.
indeed. Mate is sooooo much worse than "bro"...
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?
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yea, i find myself doing that now but
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I reckon 'innit' is a worse way to finish a sentence innit!
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?
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yea, i find myself doing that now but
You're dead to me eh
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@Crucial maybe it was a genderless burger that felt that Lolita reflected it's gender neutrality?
Maybe, we shouldnt be assuming it is a burger, maybe it wants to be a pie?
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Outrage, outrage everywhere!!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Crucial maybe it was a genderless burger that felt that Lolita reflected it's gender neutrality?
Maybe, we shouldnt be assuming it is a burger, maybe it wants to be a pie?
Less of the mansplaining please.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I am outraged at any stupid fuck that would name his daughter Lolita!!!
FFS. STUPID DUMB BOGAN!
Lolita???
Fuck! call in Social Welfare now!
I am serious. How ignorant are you?
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@booboo I was going to say perhaps because she was a pretty baby, but that would be gross. So I won't.
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"Gross"? ... "Creepy" perhaps ...
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