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[taniwharugby]

I reckon 'innit' is a worse way to finish a sentence innit!

[jegga]

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?

:::

yea, i find myself doing that now but

You're dead to me eh

[jegga]

Stuff

[Crucial]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

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Somehow I think the Lolita part of the outrage came after the unsaid outrage of a fish burger being given a female name.

[Bones]

Well shit Ekim just got a whole load of new customers, ones who will go there and spend shitloads, unlike the idiot complainer who probably would just order salad and tap water.

[taniwharugby]

@Crucial maybe it was a genderless burger that felt that Lolita reflected it's gender neutrality?

Maybe, we shouldnt be assuming it is a burger, maybe it wants to be a pie?

[No Quarter]

Outrage, outrage everywhere!!

[jegga]

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Crucial maybe it was a genderless burger that felt that Lolita reflected it's gender neutrality?

Maybe, we shouldnt be assuming it is a burger, maybe it wants to be a pie?

Less of the mansplaining please.

[MN5]

[booboo]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

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I am outraged at any stupid fuck that would name his daughter Lolita!!!

FFS. STUPID DUMB BOGAN!

Lolita???

Fuck! call in Social Welfare now!

I am serious. How ignorant are you?

[Catogrande]

@booboo I was going to say perhaps because she was a pretty baby, but that would be gross. So I won't.

[booboo]

@Catogrande

"Gross"? ... "Creepy" perhaps ...

[jegga]

I'm just going to come out and say it . That guy has a bit of a paedo smile and the placement of his hand does him no favours.

How to spot a pedophile.

[Catogrande]

@jegga I took the quiz and got C+, however I was erring on the side of caution. i caught all the paedos but would have hung a few ordinary crims as well. Still, omelettes and broken eggs as they say.

[Crucial]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I'm just going to come out and say it . That guy has a bit of a paedo smile and the placement of his hand does him no favours.

How to spot a pedophile.

That's weird. He explains his theory then runs a quiz to show his theory is bunk.

[jegga]

Theres a saying about a fool and their money
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/95635837/victims-of-pyramid-scheme-demand-their-money-back

[Crucial]

Comments on this one are gold.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/food-news/95664842/cafe-owner-attacked-for-asking-squealing-babies-to-be-quietened

[antipodean]

@Crucial You can add screaming shits and their ignoring parents to my list of irritants in the Misophonia thread!

[Crucial]

I had to laugh at this comment that snuck through before they closed the comments section

"The weak husbands give these women money to spend in cafes!"

[Kruse]

@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I had to laugh at this comment that snuck through before they closed the comments section

"The weak husbands give these women money to spend in cafes!"

Also:
"If a group of dad's had there kids at that cafe there kids wouldn't be screaming beacause dad's are better"
Better at parenting obviously, not the english language.