Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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Kim.com obviously decided that with Jacinda's mind on other things, now would be a good time to sue, for biiilllions!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Kim.com obviously decided that with Jacinda's mind on other things, now would be a good time to sue, for biiilllions!
Fuck he's a fat fluffybunny
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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Kim.com obviously decided that with Jacinda's mind on other things, now would be a good time to sue, for biiilllions!
Fuck he's a fat fluffybunny
She knows what sex with Jabba the Hutt would be like if Jabba was German
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?
I think you'll need a .303
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?
I think you'll need a .303
I was only thinking of knee capping him
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A lot of fathers here, just imagine your little girl brings home her new boyfriend to show you. In walks that fat fuck, do you reach for the machete you have stashed in the shed or run next door to grab your neighbours .22 ?
I think you'll need a .303
I was only thinking of knee capping him
Yeah, I think @canefan knew that.
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In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
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@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
And this new one is easy on the eye, soooo much younger than him. What does she see in him? What is the male opposite of rolling someone in flour to find the wetspot?
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so if he sues the Govt, would it be considered petty to extradite him to the US, or Iraq, Afghanistan or Somalia?
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
And this new one is easy on the eye, soooo much younger than him. What does she see in him? What is the male opposite of rolling someone in flour to find the wetspot?
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@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
In the most unsurprising story of all time, apparently when he met his former wife at a social function she completely ignored him all night until someone mentioned how rich he was. "True love".
....not to mention a walking cardiac arrest likely to snuff it at any moment.