Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@sapetyvi said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
What the fuck did I just watch? Can someone ban jegga? Or me?
Considering it for not having seen Airplane.
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@sapetyvi said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
What the fuck did I just watch? Can someone ban jegga? Or me?
She is "engaging" the autopilot (normally called George). It is always done like that. (Scene from Flying High or Airplane movie - the title depends on where you are from). You can't just get banned around here by asking either.
@Catogrande Makes crazy eyes pilot girl look positively sane and the ghost fucker isn't as hot.
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@kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Considering it for not having seen Airplane.
The banning thing seems to be easier than I thought - and I agree with Kirwan - compulsory viewing.
"Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up sniffing glue" is one of my favourite quotes to use in front of nervous flyers.
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This is one of the funniest anti-PC, cultural appropriating, triggering, parodies you'll ever see....
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@kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@sapetyvi said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
Cn one of you clear the air by posting some photos of her? I don't know how to get them from instagram to the fern.
No. She's my first officer and you reprobates can't have her.
do you get her to hold your cock and then aim for turbulence?
Fuck your drinks passengers, I'm getting a jerky handjob
What the fuck did I just watch? Can someone ban jegga? Or me?
Considering it for not having seen Airplane.
It needs a stern warning as a bare minimum. Flying High is a work of genius.
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@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Woman Who Claims To Have Had Sex With 20 Ghosts Now Engaged To One
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
I’ve mentioned before my ex was believed in ghosts and dragged me along to a seminar about them . The host asked if anyone in the audience had seen a ghost and a guy I in a chiefs jersey I remembered pulling into the car park in a Subaru with a counties sticker on the rear window stood up and said he had. The host asked what happened and he said
“ I had sex with them”
“You had sex with them?”
“Yeah at least 20 of them “
“Please come up to the stage and tell us what sex with a ghost is like”
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
I’ve mentioned before my ex was believed in ghosts and dragged me along to a seminar about them . The host asked if anyone in the audience had seen a ghost and a guy I in a chiefs jersey I remembered pulling into the car park in a Subaru with a counties sticker on the rear window stood up and said he had. The host asked what happened and he said
“ I had sex with them”
“You had sex with them?”
“Yeah at least 20 of them “
“Please come up to the stage and tell us what sex with a ghost is like”
“ um ghost?.....,I thought you said goat”.You can be a proper fluffybunny when you want to be @jegga
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@crucial said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
I’ve mentioned before my ex was believed in ghosts and dragged me along to a seminar about them . The host asked if anyone in the audience had seen a ghost and a guy I in a chiefs jersey I remembered pulling into the car park in a Subaru with a counties sticker on the rear window stood up and said he had. The host asked what happened and he said
“ I had sex with them”
“You had sex with them?”
“Yeah at least 20 of them “
“Please come up to the stage and tell us what sex with a ghost is like”
“ um ghost?.....,I thought you said goat”.You can be a proper fluffybunny when you want to be @jegga
Last time I posted that you successfully made out I was the goat molester so I thought I’d avoid it this time around. Best part is that if you hadn’t outed yourself there’s a good chance no one would have know who I was talking about.
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I know plenty here dont like Sandler, but thought this was good.
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@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@crucial said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
I’ve mentioned before my ex was believed in ghosts and dragged me along to a seminar about them . The host asked if anyone in the audience had seen a ghost and a guy I in a chiefs jersey I remembered pulling into the car park in a Subaru with a counties sticker on the rear window stood up and said he had. The host asked what happened and he said
“ I had sex with them”
“You had sex with them?”
“Yeah at least 20 of them “
“Please come up to the stage and tell us what sex with a ghost is like”
“ um ghost?.....,I thought you said goat”.You can be a proper fluffybunny when you want to be @jegga
Last time I posted that you successfully made out I was the goat molester so I thought I’d avoid it this time around. Best part is that if you hadn’t outed yourself there’s a good chance no one would have know who I was talking about.
Which has me wondering .....but you fuck one goat...
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
See the problem there is that nobody actually believes her and the ghost thing. You, well, seem to be quite honest.
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@snowy no he isn't. He flogged himself at least twice and is only copping up for once!
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@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
You can’t join the mile high club on your own
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@jegga said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I'll just leave this here for all you doubters
Amethyst Realm of England says ghost lovers "tend to be more sensual and adept than the average bloke." Her mate "appeared" on an Australian hike.
sure, she gets a free pass. But when i publicly admitted to flogging myself in an airplane toilet i was banned from Qantas...
You can’t join the mile high club on your own
Rubbish! It just not a dual membership!
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@paekakboyz said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy no he isn't. He flogged himself at least twice and is only copping up for once!
flights are fucking boring!!
