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  • KruseK Offline
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    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @bovidae said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you want to witness excessive use of the car horn go to Italy. Everyone fuckin' does it.

    I was bemused by all the trucks in SE Asia having painted on them "Please use Horn", and such messages,
    until you actually hit the road, and realise... the general rule is - you only use your rearview mirror if you hear somebody honk to tell you to do so. And - you never look sideways, even when you're the one joining a larger road/traffic - unless somebody honks to tell you to do so.
    If you were cruising down the highway, with right of way, and some prick merged onto it and side-swiped you... they'd be looking at you in confusion, going "why didn't you use your horn to tell me you were there"

    Same in China, the horn is used liberally as a means to tell other people where you are, and to warn. Not to abuse

    Don't drivers have eyes?

    As per above... they have eyes, but they are only ever pointed directly forward, unless you warn them they should be doing otherwise.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #5837

    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @bovidae said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you want to witness excessive use of the car horn go to Italy. Everyone fuckin' does it.

    I was bemused by all the trucks in SE Asia having painted on them "Please use Horn", and such messages,
    until you actually hit the road, and realise... the general rule is - you only use your rearview mirror if you hear somebody honk to tell you to do so. And - you never look sideways, even when you're the one joining a larger road/traffic - unless somebody honks to tell you to do so.
    If you were cruising down the highway, with right of way, and some prick merged onto it and side-swiped you... they'd be looking at you in confusion, going "why didn't you use your horn to tell me you were there"

    Same in China, the horn is used liberally as a means to tell other people where you are, and to warn. Not to abuse

    Don't drivers have eyes?

    Yup. But there are so many cars. I guess that's the way they do it. Malaysia too

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by
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    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @bovidae said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you want to witness excessive use of the car horn go to Italy. Everyone fuckin' does it.

    I was bemused by all the trucks in SE Asia having painted on them "Please use Horn", and such messages,
    until you actually hit the road, and realise... the general rule is - you only use your rearview mirror if you hear somebody honk to tell you to do so. And - you never look sideways, even when you're the one joining a larger road/traffic - unless somebody honks to tell you to do so.
    If you were cruising down the highway, with right of way, and some prick merged onto it and side-swiped you... they'd be looking at you in confusion, going "why didn't you use your horn to tell me you were there"

    Same in China, the horn is used liberally as a means to tell other people where you are, and to warn. Not to abuse

    Don't drivers have eyes?

    As per above... they have eyes, but they are only ever pointed directly forward, unless you warn them they should be doing otherwise.

    Just like London cab drivers then.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #5839

    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @bovidae said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you want to witness excessive use of the car horn go to Italy. Everyone fuckin' does it.

    I was bemused by all the trucks in SE Asia having painted on them "Please use Horn", and such messages,
    until you actually hit the road, and realise... the general rule is - you only use your rearview mirror if you hear somebody honk to tell you to do so. And - you never look sideways, even when you're the one joining a larger road/traffic - unless somebody honks to tell you to do so.
    If you were cruising down the highway, with right of way, and some prick merged onto it and side-swiped you... they'd be looking at you in confusion, going "why didn't you use your horn to tell me you were there"

    Same in China, the horn is used liberally as a means to tell other people where you are, and to warn. Not to abuse

    Don't drivers have eyes?

    As per above... they have eyes, but they are only ever pointed directly forward, unless you warn them they should be doing otherwise.

    Just like London cab drivers then.

    Ah - but they've got eyes in the sides of their fucking head, if they see an arm going up.
    Doing my basic motorcycle training - one of the first things I heard and remembered... as a rider, in London, one of the things you've always got to be watching for is some pedestrian just raising their hand... as a cab driver will be coming out of nowhere in 3... 2... 1... bang.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    Crucial
    replied to Kruse on last edited by
    #5840

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @bovidae said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you want to witness excessive use of the car horn go to Italy. Everyone fuckin' does it.

    I was bemused by all the trucks in SE Asia having painted on them "Please use Horn", and such messages,
    until you actually hit the road, and realise... the general rule is - you only use your rearview mirror if you hear somebody honk to tell you to do so. And - you never look sideways, even when you're the one joining a larger road/traffic - unless somebody honks to tell you to do so.
    If you were cruising down the highway, with right of way, and some prick merged onto it and side-swiped you... they'd be looking at you in confusion, going "why didn't you use your horn to tell me you were there"

    Same in China, the horn is used liberally as a means to tell other people where you are, and to warn. Not to abuse

    Don't drivers have eyes?

    As per above... they have eyes, but they are only ever pointed directly forward, unless you warn them they should be doing otherwise.

    Just like London cab drivers then.

    Ah - but they've got eyes in the sides of their fucking head, if they see an arm going up.
    Doing my basic motorcycle training - one of the first things I heard and remembered... as a rider, in London, one of the things you've always got to be watching for is some pedestrian just raising their hand... as a cab driver will be coming out of nowhere in 3... 2... 1... bang.

    Their ability to pull a U-turn from nowhere on a congested Oxford St is quite remarkable.
    I must admit that there is no point even trying to ride defensively down there. You are way too busy watching bus wheels, cabs and dopey pedestrians.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Kruse on last edited by taniwharugby
    #5841

    @kruse travelling in a 30 or 40 police escorted convoy from Aswan to Abu Simbel I learned the drivers there play Chinese whispers with thier brakes to let everyone back down the line know a vehicle is coming from the opposite direction, so don't pass.

    Passing blind corners in a bus made me pay attention to what was going on in what resembled an episode of wacky races as the bus i.was in passed another on a short straight at 100mph...next minute that bus was passing us and another, then us again and so on

    I also learned they had only recently introduced road rules and the signs saying stay right were only recommendations.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #5842

    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @kruse travelling in a 30 or 40 police escorted convoy from Aswan to Abu Simbel I learned the drivers there play Chinese whispers with thier brakes to let everyone back down the line know a vehicle is coming from the opposite direction, so don't pass.

    Passing blind corners in a bus made me pay attention to what was going on in what resembled an episode of wacky races as the bus i.was in passed another on a short straight at 100mph...next minute that bus was passing us and another, then us again and so on

    I also learned they had only recently introduced road rules and the signs saying stay right were only recommendations.

    Awesome - did that trip in a bus, but slept most of it - wasn't noticing the subtleties of shit like that... that is class.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #5843

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12154244

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    No Quarter
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    #5844

    @jegga will be interesting to see what comes first - achieving the record or dying.

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  • boobooB Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #5845

    She's got a bit to go ...

    List of heaviest people - Wikipedia

    Carol Yager

    Peak weight of 727 kg (1,603 lb; 114 st 6 lb) not confirmed

    And

    Carol Yager - Wikipedia

    Carol Yager - Wikipedia
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  • MN5M Online
    MN5M Online
    MN5
    replied to booboo on last edited by
    #5846

    @booboo said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    She's got a bit to go ...

    List of heaviest people - Wikipedia

    Carol Yager

    Peak weight of 727 kg (1,603 lb; 114 st 6 lb) not confirmed

    And

    Carol Yager - Wikipedia

    Carol Yager - Wikipedia

    Hahaha. Doctors 'declined to comment'

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    replied to No Quarter on last edited by
    #5847

    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga will be interesting to see what comes first - achieving the record or dying.

    I knew a nurse who worked with behemoths like that . If they needed surgery there was a place set up so they could get an orderly to support either side of the whale in question while the nurse used a hose with Luke warm water to wash them down .
    One time they were washing some gargantuan specimen and she said
    “ dear we told you to take your knickers off”
    I haven’t worn underwear in two years”

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  • MN5M Online
    MN5M Online
    MN5
    replied to jegga on last edited by
    #5848

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga will be interesting to see what comes first - achieving the record or dying.

    I knew a nurse who worked with behemoths like that . If they needed surgery there was a place set up so they could get an orderly to support either side of the whale in question while the nurse used a hose with Luke warm water to wash them down .
    One time they were washing some gargantuan specimen and she said
    “ dear we told you to take your knickers off”
    I haven’t worn underwear in two years”

    I just threw up in my mouth

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  • No QuarterN Offline
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    @jegga just lovely. Those nurses don't get paid anywhere near enough for that.

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  • V Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #5850

    My mrs occasionally watches that show on tlc 600lb fat asses or what ever it’s called
    Fuck me there are some people out there that have abused their bodies

    I still recall when we went to the states back in 2008, at Disneyland seeing all these mobility scooters parked up for the fatties to use because they wouldn’t be able to walk around the park.
    Dozens and dozens of them

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    replied to No Quarter on last edited by
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    @no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga just lovely. Those nurses don't get paid anywhere near enough for that.

    Her stories were mostly horrific, the way she talked about it so matter of factly made it worse .

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  • MN5M Online
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    #5852

    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    My mrs occasionally watches that show on tlc 600lb fat asses or what ever it’s called
    Fuck me there are some people out there that have abused their bodies

    I still recall when we went to the states back in 2008, at Disneyland seeing all these mobility scooters parked up for the fatties to use because they wouldn’t be able to walk around the park.
    Dozens and dozens of them

    I did Disneyland in 2000 after Hawaii and yes, one could easily be mistaken into thinking there was a specially arranged day out for lard arses. No, not the case, just a series of independent fat fluffybunnies. Yours truly got up to 110kg on that holiday. So easy to do over there.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    jegga
    wrote on last edited by jegga
    #5853

    Sanctimonious Young girl makes unhealthy cereal more appealing to women

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12154583

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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #5854

    @taniwharugby Hahaha, I have memories of hanging out in the back seat of a Datsun station wagon with my sister outside a pub, handles of raspberry and lemonade plus a bag of chips in hand while Dad had a beer.

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  • Chris B.C Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    My mrs occasionally watches that show on tlc 600lb fat asses or what ever it’s called
    Fuck me there are some people out there that have abused their bodies

    I still recall when we went to the states back in 2008, at Disneyland seeing all these mobility scooters parked up for the fatties to use because they wouldn’t be able to walk around the park.
    Dozens and dozens of them

    I did Disneyland in 2000 after Hawaii and yes, one could easily be mistaken into thinking there was a specially arranged day out for lard arses. No, not the case, just a series of independent fat fluffybunnies. Yours truly got up to 110kg on that holiday. So easy to do over there.

    There was an article last week about a 9 year old league player in Auckland who is 110kg.

    You wonder what the end game is there. He's significantly more than three times the size I was when I was nine.

    Given the way rugby players seem to be ever increasing in size - I wonder if the ABs will be fielding 150kg props in the foreseeable future. I reckon most players about 20kg heavier than their counterparts in the 1970s.

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