Movie review thread...
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@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
A bit chestless but jesus
still, now that she's had big bad Barry Hall's cock through her...
She was after the Charlie group. She was the weakest exponent of the core skills on that show (sing, dance) but she was head and shoulders the most hawt I'm her group
i thought she was the best dancer. Couldn't sing for shit, but i don't care
I remember Mini-Mariner the First repeating me in front of his mother once "Lauren's hot hey dad?"
Cheers bud.
“ dad I don’t like high 5 anymore, it’s for babies “
“ let’s not be too hasty.....”
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wrong thread fellas
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@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
A bit chestless but jesus
still, now that she's had big bad Barry Hall's cock through her...
She was part of the later series I think , Kathleen , Charli and Kelli were his era
didn't one of them do a shoot for one of the lads mags after she finished up?
I was wrong Kelli did Ralph magazine , are those things still going?
That's the worst link ever - there's no bloody pictures. This forum has gone to the dogs.
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Watched Bohemian Rhapsody, obviously I know there are inaccuracies in there, but I thought it was a cracking film with a superb soundtrack (Being a Queen fan obviously helps)
Some great acting in there too, particularly Malek.
How the fuck could anyone have gone to Live Aid, I mean I'd have needed a catheter otherwise I'd have to have stood in my own piss if I was in the middle of that!!
5 men that lost Queen out of 5 We Rocked yous...
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as far as bizarre film titles go, this one has gotta be up there...
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Accountant (2016)
The Japanese title is "The Consultant."
wft is the difference you anal little fluffybunnies.
SPOILERRR Ben Affleck the Batman stars in this one as an autistic uber-nerd accountant. Then, halfway through the film, it is revealed that, hello, Batpants has another skillset. He can also fight like John Rambo and Bruce Lee long-playing 33's going around at 45 fucking rpm. He shoots no less than 68 people directly in the face in this film. With a silencer. For stealth. Not bad for 2 hours work from a bean counter. Arnie would've said "Bill me" with perfect timing as the Cavean query mark of cordite wafts up from Corpse #69.
Body count was off the charts here, especially considering as for the first hour BatBen was mild-mannered Bruce Wayne, the aspergers klutz. Felt like an ethnography watching Batbutt and the chick, the gorgeous athletic popular people, pantomiming as autistic and awkward losers. Ching, ching motherfuckers!
51% on RT.
I enjoyed it though. It went shooty shooty interspersed with spells of BatBeany forgetting he had crippling aspergers and was actually a brazenly-confident & fearless murdering machine, shooting baddies in the nutsacks with the motherfucking anti-aircraft gun he'd rigged up in his garage. "Accounting 101, baby" Arnie would've said, chomping down on his cigar as he prepares to mulch an entire yard of home intruders into blood and bone compost. I could write this shit.
All set up for a franchise as BattyBoy drove off into the sunset. 51% on RT might be a hard sell to the studio execs on that front though.
So basically it woulda been one of the greatest actioners of all time if Arnie was in it.
I fucken despise Ben Affleck.
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Cold Pursuit: Knew nothing about this other than it stars Liam "I hunt and kill black people" Neeson. So was unsure if it was Taken in the snow or a more gritty movie like A Walk Amongst the Tombstones in the snow. It was neither, it was Liam Neeson does Fargo. It was a genuinely funny and had enough violence so that the taken crowd wouldn't be too disappointed.
4 reservations out of 5 get the Indian to do it.
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Re: Movie review thread...:
All set up for a franchise as BattyBoy drove off into the sunset. 51% on RT might be a hard sell to the studio execs on that front though.
I think it did pretty decent box office and was scheduled for a sequel - haven't heard if it's definitely happening though.
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Cold Pursuit: Knew nothing about this other than it stars Liam "I hunt and kill black people" Neeson. So was unsure if it was Taken in the snow or a more gritty movie like A Walk Amongst the Tombstones in the snow. It was neither, it was Liam Neeson does Fargo. It was a genuinely funny and had enough violence so that the taken crowd wouldn't be too disappointed.
4 reservations out of 5 get the Indian to do it.
Did he kill any black people?
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Cold Pursuit: Knew nothing about this other than it stars Liam "I hunt and kill black people" Neeson. So was unsure if it was Taken in the snow or a more gritty movie like A Walk Amongst the Tombstones in the snow. It was neither, it was Liam Neeson does Fargo. It was a genuinely funny and had enough violence so that the taken crowd wouldn't be too disappointed.
4 reservations out of 5 get the Indian to do it.
Did he kill any black people?
Nope. The whole story is a beat up.
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@booboo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rocky-Rockbottom enough fence sitting, which was better?
I liked them both. Fargo more.
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@booboo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rocky-Rockbottom enough fence sitting, which was better?
I liked them both. Fargo more.
I really like The Nice Guys, it was in my top 10 the year it came out and I think @Rocky-Rockbottom's review of it is all wrong.
I was never a fan of Fargo (the movie - but I think the tv show is great), I used to find 80s and 90s Coen brother films to be average, they just didn't mesh with me, but from No Country for Old Men on I've really enjoyed all their films so I really think I should re-watch their old stuff if I ever get time.
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
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@booboo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rocky-Rockbottom enough fence sitting, which was better?
I liked them both. Fargo more.
I really like The Nice Guys, it was in my top 10 the year it came out and I think @Rocky-Rockbottom's review of it is all wrong.
I was never a fan of Fargo (the movie - but I think the tv show is great), I used to find 80s and 90s Coen brother films to be average, they just didn't mesh with me, but from No Country for Old Men on I've really enjoyed all their films so I really think I should re-watch their old stuff if I ever get time.
I enjoyed the Big Lebowski. Great cast, funny story, didn't do well at the box office though
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@Rocky-Rockbottom enough fence sitting, which was better?
I liked them both. Fargo more.
I really like The Nice Guys, it was in my top 10 the year it came out and I think @Rocky-Rockbottom's review of it is all wrong.
I was never a fan of Fargo (the movie - but I think the tv show is great), I used to find 80s and 90s Coen brother films to be average, they just didn't mesh with me, but from No Country for Old Men on I've really enjoyed all their films so I really think I should re-watch their old stuff if I ever get time.
I enjoyed the Big Lebowski. Great cast, funny story, didn't do well at the box office though
I thought the Big Lebowski was the most watchable of their early films.
