The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="563049" data-time="1457319559"><p>He should have just claimed it was all training. Storing up visual pictures so he could win by a length.</p></blockquote>
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<p>He should have just claimed it was all training. Storing up visual pictures so he could <strike>win by <strike>a</strike> length. </strike></p>
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<p>woulda thought finishing that woulda been a wee bit more obvious!</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="563055" data-time="1457320633"><p>woulda thought finishing that woulda been a wee bit more obvious!<br><br>
jeez, it isn't that hard!</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="canefan" data-cid="563084" data-time="1457326986"><p>Nick has gone from chronic masturbator to self flagellator. Is it trading one guilty pleasure for another?</p></blockquote>
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I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a>
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<p>I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p>
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<p>Would it be awkward if the dad to be joined in?</p> -
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<p>He's probably reading this thread and knocking one out at the humiliation .</p>
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<p>Not quite as shocking as this confession</p>
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<p>Probably help with lubrication.</p>
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<p>No i mean he sits in the corner and does a Nick Willis</p> -
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Would it be awkward if the dad to be joined in?</p></blockquote>
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From the comments which are great for a change<br><br>
" I tried this with our firstborn , the wife was ok with it but the doctors weren't too pleased" .<br><br>
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Hes just such a square. I can magine him rubbing one out to the underwear section of a Farmers catalog. <br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="563087" data-time="1457327984"><p>I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a class="bbc_url" href="http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth">http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p></blockquote>
This is advocating fluffers as a medical profession. <br><br>
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<p>Being an alcoholic, drug or gambling addict is socially acceptable, people genuinely sympathise these days but a porn addict ?</p>
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<p>You guys have all beaten me to the lame gags I was gonna use.</p>
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<p>We left the gay interracial jokes for you.....</p> -
Actually a story my brother told me about him makes sense now, before he got decent sponsers he used to work in a gas station in the Hutt . My brother pulled in and got some gas and noticed Willis there and when he went to pay asked his boss if it was Willis and how he was working out. His boss replied " he's a model employee apart from one issue we had at the start, every time a hot woman would pull in for gas he'd almost fill her tank only to pull out at the last second and spray petrol all over the roof of her car".