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  • NTAN Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    People who put anything other than espresso in a cup and call it coffee

    well, now the real piston wristed gibbons have turned up

    That makes three of you

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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @Crucial Reasonably accurate. I do have the same cheesecutter but I don't drink Guinness or read a paper. He needs to work on the contemptuous look too

    More like this
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    replied to NTA on last edited by
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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    People who put anything other than espresso in a cup and call it coffee

    well, now the real piston wristed gibbons have turned up

    That makes three of you

    and now that you are here, we are up to 5

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I don't drink Guinness

    I nearly posted that earlier about you - just seemed so wrong.

    Oh and 6 piston wristed gibbons now for espresso.

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    Where the enter key button is when texting! It's too approximate to the space bar!! I end up with vertical texts!

    car cup holders that can't hold a 745ml bottle of beer

    Buffet bacon and eggs

    Differing vessels when asking for a pint or handle of beer

    When one person at the table ignores the menu until the server comes and asks for tables orders!

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    #51

    Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..

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    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..

    HATIEST!!!!

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    @Hooroo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..

    HATIEST!!!!

    Wrong.
    Fuckers that pull out in front of you then go slow get that moniker.

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    Lying South African fluffybunnies that cite 'player welfare' and 'travel problems' when really is just that their pussy hurts and they wanna stay number 1 for longer

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  • HoorooH Offline
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    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Hooroo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..

    HATIEST!!!!

    Wrong.
    Fuckers that pull out in front of you then go slow get that moniker.

    No, I put the passer higher in the want to punch list.

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    oh and they are usually overtaking at speed, near out of control and cut back in in the tightest of spaces.
    And I have a theory about black cars, BMWs and SUVs. The combo is 97.45% annoying.

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    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Hooroo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..

    HATIEST!!!!

    Wrong.
    Fuckers that pull out in front of you then go slow get that moniker.

    ooooohhhh i haaaate those motherfuckers.

    Alright fluffybunny, you actually had to dive and make me brake, you're obviously in a wild hungry, then get a fucking move on

    the driving ones could go forever

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    Second hand BMW 3 series owners.

    People who accelerate on straight stretches after crawling along windy bits.

    People who congregate to talk on thoroughfares or bottlenecks.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    you're obviously in a wild hungry

    "KFC shuts soon, fuck."
    "You'll make it, it's 24 hours"
    " Oh right"

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    #60

    Asian drivers.

    Asian pedestrians who have no spacial awareness

    Anyone who says they’re an amazing driver. None of them are.

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    @nostrildamus usually tailgating you the whole time they are behind too..

    worst is the fluffybunny that does that, then turns off 10 sec after he gets past you.

    NZ drivers are largely aggressive, impatient and drive too fast, and pretty much shit too

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    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus usually tailgating you the whole time they are behind too..

    worst is the fluffybunny that does that, then turns off 10 sec after he gets past you.

    NZ drivers are largely aggressive, impatient and drive too fast, and pretty much shit too

    Who you calling shit bro?

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @Crucial you, you shit fluffybunny, what you gonna do about it...

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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Asian drivers.

    Asian pedestrians who have no spacial awareness

    Anyone who says they’re an amazing driver. None of them are.

    That's some quality racial stereotyping there

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Asian drivers.

    Asian pedestrians who have no spacial awareness

    Anyone who says they’re an amazing driver. None of them are.

    That's some quality racial stereotyping there

    True. it’s not a feel good thread though

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