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  • KiwiwombleK Offline
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    @chimoaus very magnanimous, i wont mention we can afford an intercity townhouse, 8min walk from a beach and 100m from a pub 😉

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    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

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    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    My wife was very paranoid about getting pregnant prior, so condom only, post snip was like walking in the mud barefoot, wish I had done it earlier 🙂

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    @chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    My wife was very paranoid about getting pregnant prior, so condom only, post snip was like walking in the mud barefoot, wish I had done it earlier 🙂

    Mine was on the pill - so mood swings, hormones, all that stuff. Not cool to live with.

    She also got hornier after I was done, so a serious win after a weekend of watching sport and having bags of frozen peas on your balls. She also felt guilty about it so I used that for quite some time too.

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    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    yeah i got mine at the start of the year. was all good, i didn't even take pain relief.

    the follow up infection when one of my nuts swelled to the size of an avocado...

    oh shit, that's right. i had to get an ultrasound on that swollen nut. the technician was a super cute little south african! there i am, with a cute girl rubbing cold gel on my swollen nut, while my cock has severe srinkage (due to the skin all being needed somewhere else). fucking shame!!

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    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    My wife was very paranoid about getting pregnant prior, so condom only, post snip was like walking in the mud barefoot, wish I had done it earlier 🙂

    Mine was on the pill - so mood swings, hormones, all that stuff. Not cool to live with.

    She also got hornier after I was done, so a serious win after a weekend of watching sport and having bags of frozen peas on your balls. She also felt guilty about it so I used that for quite some time too.

    oh i got fucking stiched up. you know those 30-odd orgasms you are supposed to have to clean the pipes "oh yeah i will definitely help you with that" fucking bullshit you will. I'll just take care of all this myself shall i?

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    @mariner4life said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    My wife was very paranoid about getting pregnant prior, so condom only, post snip was like walking in the mud barefoot, wish I had done it earlier 🙂

    Mine was on the pill - so mood swings, hormones, all that stuff. Not cool to live with.

    She also got hornier after I was done, so a serious win after a weekend of watching sport and having bags of frozen peas on your balls. She also felt guilty about it so I used that for quite some time too.

    oh i got fucking stiched up. you know those 30-odd orgasms you are supposed to have to clean the pipes "oh yeah i will definitely help you with that" fucking bullshit you will. I'll just take care of all this myself shall i?

    You was robbed mate.

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    this thread, by the way, is just another example of how good this community is behind all the shit talk. top stuff all round gents

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    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @mariner4life said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    My wife was very paranoid about getting pregnant prior, so condom only, post snip was like walking in the mud barefoot, wish I had done it earlier 🙂

    Mine was on the pill - so mood swings, hormones, all that stuff. Not cool to live with.

    She also got hornier after I was done, so a serious win after a weekend of watching sport and having bags of frozen peas on your balls. She also felt guilty about it so I used that for quite some time too.

    oh i got fucking stiched up. you know those 30-odd orgasms you are supposed to have to clean the pipes "oh yeah i will definitely help you with that" fucking bullshit you will. I'll just take care of all this myself shall i?

    You was robbed mate.

    fucking robbed.

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    @mariner4life that's a few years worth of allocation bro!!

    Or so I've been advised...

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    All this talk is getting me excited.

    I hope Ms MN5s headache has cleared up by the time tonight rolls around.

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    @MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:

    All this talk is getting me excited.

    I hope Ms MN5s headache has cleared up by the time tonight rolls around.

    it won't have

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  • KiwiwombleK Offline
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    @chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    My wife was very paranoid about getting pregnant prior, so condom only, post snip was like walking in the mud barefoot, wish I had done it earlier 🙂

    ....you guys still get to have sex?.....now im sad again

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    @mariner4life said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:

    All this talk is getting me excited.

    I hope Ms MN5s headache has cleared up by the time tonight rolls around.

    it won't have

    Bugger, I might have to roll the big guns out and pick up a nice takeaway, a bottle of red and then sit through some bullshit TV about a farmer choosing a wife.while rubbing her feet.

    .....

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  • chimoausC Offline
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    @mariner4life Oh shit sorry to hear that, sounds painful. I have had the pleasure of a cathater removed which I would rather not repeat. My old man got kicked in the nuts by a cow, knocked him out cold and was hospitalised as a result.

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    @MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @mariner4life said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:

    All this talk is getting me excited.

    I hope Ms MN5s headache has cleared up by the time tonight rolls around.

    it won't have

    Bugger, I might have to roll the big guns out and pick up a nice takeaway, a bottle of red and then sit through some bullshit TV about a farmer choosing a wife.while rubbing her feet.

    .....

    Glad to hear I'm not the only one that has a checklist to tick off, I swear my wife fucken milks it for all its worth.

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    @chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @mariner4life said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @MN5 said in No kids, any regrets?:

    All this talk is getting me excited.

    I hope Ms MN5s headache has cleared up by the time tonight rolls around.

    it won't have

    Bugger, I might have to roll the big guns out and pick up a nice takeaway, a bottle of red and then sit through some bullshit TV about a farmer choosing a wife.while rubbing her feet.

    .....

    Glad to hear I'm not the only one that has a checklist to tick off, I swear my wife fucken milks it for all its worth.

    She's not even my wife, we're supposedly still in the honeymoon phase.

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @Paekakboyz said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @mariner4life that's a few years worth of allocation bro!!

    Or so I've been advised...

    Menopausal wife is even better. Hasn't had any of the bullshit that is associated with it, but goes at it like a rabbit and still seriously fit. Happy days.

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  • RapidoR Offline
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    @chimoaus said in No kids, any regrets?:

    @NTA I definitely won't gloat that I have over 100 acres on a hill with a small house overlooking mountains. That would just be mean.

    Decided not to buy (push the envelope a bit) on a horticulture property a few years ago, kids and wife and tight budgets weighed on my mind. I'd be 3 times richer already I had, damn kids .....

    Do you play cricket? I play over-35s cricket. Good social game, viable in your 40s to actually play.

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    @Snowy said in No kids, any regrets?:

    Probably worth mentioning that if you make the decision not to have kids, you will probably be asked to get the snip. I had some good advice about that - choose a weekend with lots of sports on TB, you won't be moving much. Also have multiple bags of frozen peas or suchlike in the freezer...

    Has been well worth it ever since though.

    Agreed. Although not to put anyone off the process, one one side I wasn't administered enough local anaesthetic. Problem rapidly solved.

    Best bit as I explained to my wife is anyone who comes to the door with a kid under a certain age can be summarily dismissed. She didn't think that was as funny as I did.

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