Grumpy Old Man
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
8:45 kick off. So you turn on then to avoid all the shit .... and get to see welcome country (for a game of rugby league) two anthems, a haka and then more music dither ....
Even grumpier when they lose.
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Cyclists
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Cyclists
Not only for their crimes on the road and the fact they get in the way constantly.....it’s the chubby middle aged men who think they look even vaguely presentable in Lycra. Sitting in cafes ordering their lattes and croissants after a ride and wondering why their guts still bulge at the seams of said Lycra.
Just fuck off, all of you.
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Mountain bikers on off-road tracks who think because they are using pedal power they have more rights than off-road motorbike and horse riders. And that's before the bloody lycra.
Consensus between horse riders and motorbike riders (who generally get along famously) is they're a bunch of fluffybunnies who can fuck right off.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Cyclists
Not only for their crimes on the road and the fact they get in the way constantly.....it’s the chubby middle aged men who think they look even vaguely presentable in Lycra. Sitting in cafes ordering their lattes and croissants after a ride and wondering why their guts still bulge at the seams of said Lycra.
Just fuck off, all of you.
Don't get me started on those cnuts. We have dedicated bike lanes everywhere near me. Shit, they have paths all the way into the city that joggers can't use. Yet the Lance Armstrong swallowed a pig looking tossers still insist on clogging up suburban streets. And what's with them all wearing the TdF kit? I understand if it's an actual competitive race, but if you're a weekend fatso ending a session with a flat white and half a bakery do you really need to dress up like you're a member of a professional team. Fark, that would be like having a game of touch and everyone dressing up in full replica Allblacks kit.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Cyclists
Not only for their crimes on the road and the fact they get in the way constantly.....it’s the chubby middle aged men who think they look even vaguely presentable in Lycra. Sitting in cafes ordering their lattes and croissants after a ride and wondering why their guts still bulge at the seams of said Lycra.
Just fuck off, all of you.
Don't get me started on those cnuts. We have dedicated bike lanes everywhere near me. Shit, they have paths all the way into the city that joggers can't use. Yet the Lance Armstrong swallowed a pig looking tossers still insist on clogging up suburban streets. And what's with them all wearing the TdF kit? I understand if it's an actual competitive race, but if you're a weekend fatso ending a session with a flat white and half a bakery do you really need to dress up like you're a member of a professional team. Fark, that would be like having a game of touch and everyone dressing up in full replica Allblacks kit.
Top quality rant. Brilliantly worded.
All I can add is the old adage of dress for the body you want, not the one you have. The overwhelming majority of people don’t look good in Lycra. Get t shirts and baggy shorts you embarrassing looking cocks.
It shits me beyond belief how much was spent on the Island Bay cycle way WHICH NO ONE USES !
Couldn’t they have put that money towards another pub or a gym ?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I ride a bike. In lycra.
And I look fucking great in it
the anti-cycling blokes are fucking funny.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I ride a bike. In lycra.
And I look fucking great in it
That's what this guy probably says too.
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I ride a bike. In lycra.
And I look fucking great in it
the anti-cycling blokes are fucking funny.
Here we go. It's not anti-cycling. It's anti certain types of cyclist. If I criticise roid freaks at the gym, I'm not anti-gyms.
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@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Anthem singers that change the cadence or go up at the end and fuck with everyone else singing it.
...zZzzzeeeeaaaeaeallllLlLLLAaaaaaAaaaaaAaaNnnnnnDdddDd'
That doesn’t phase me anymore. In my head I just pretend Tarzan is singing it.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I ride a bike. In lycra.
And I look fucking great in it
That's what this guy probably says too.
I did not approve the use of that photo of me!
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I ride a bike. In lycra.
And I look fucking great in it
the anti-cycling blokes are fucking funny.
Come on, seriously though, can you explain the need for Joe weekend cyclist to have the full tdf kit? Why if you become a cyclist do you all of a sudden need to swap out normal clothes for lycra with sponsor's names everywhere?
I just don't get it. I went for a 30km bike ride while on holiday and apart from not having padded shorts I was pretty damn happy to do it just wearing normal active clothing.
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