Grumpy Old Man
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
Mrs Mariner is impossible to buy for. Two reasons:
She's fussy as fuck
She buys everything she wants.It's got to the point where she just buys shit and gives it to me to wrap. Or sends me the link
Fucking brilliant.
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my problem is more she asks what i want, and i literally can't think of anything.
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@mariner4life or you know you aint gonna get it....
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life or you know you aint gonna get it....
i get what i need
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@mariner4life whoosh?
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
Mrs Mariner is impossible to buy for. Two reasons:
She's fussy as fuck
She buys everything she wants.It's got to the point where she just buys shit and gives it to me to wrap. Or sends me the link
Fucking brilliant.
We don't but gifts for each other at all, for any occasion. It's great.
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@mariner4life fair call, some people never learn the difference between need and want
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
I'm a great gift purchaser. I'm near impossible to purchase for. It's so bad that my wife has selected some awesome presents only to second guess herself. I tell her it's easier to let me go through my process of longing, research, procrastination, inevitable purchase and severe buyers remorse. Easier for all involved.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fucks sake what is the matter with people? It's over a month until Xmas. It's not even December.
Q: what is the matter with people?:
A: Ian Foster is the All Black Coach. -
@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life fair call, some people never learn the difference between need and want
I want to learn the difference but I really don't need to.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
I tell her it's easier to let me go through my process of longing, research, procrastination, inevitable purchase and severe buyers remorse. Easier for all involved.
Just go for the blow jobs (from the wife, not purchased, that could end badly). Works for me.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
I tell her it's easier to let me go through my process of longing, research, procrastination, inevitable purchase and severe buyers remorse. Easier for all involved.
Just go for the blow jobs (from the wife, not purchased, that could end badly). Works for me.
Not looking forward to those being a special occasion.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
I tell her it's easier to let me go through my process of longing, research, procrastination, inevitable purchase and severe buyers remorse. Easier for all involved.
Just go for the blow jobs (from the wife, not purchased, that could end badly). Works for me.
Not looking forward to those being a special occasion.
They aren't. It's a promise that can be called on at any time. It was a Chistmas present.
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@Snowy haha wife wanted a puppy...
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy haha wife wanted a puppy...
Yes. She wanted geese and ducks as well as the chickens and cat.
I remind her of this regularly and it makes me less of a GOM. Briefly.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
I was reminded of this by a meme that was posted a couple of days ago - females that don't say what they want. Just fucking tell me, I am not a mind reader!
Mrs Mariner is impossible to buy for. Two reasons:
She's fussy as fuck
She buys everything she wants.It's got to the point where she just buys shit and gives it to me to wrap. Or sends me the link
Fucking brilliant.
We don't but gifts for each other at all, for any occasion. It's great.
If I didn’t get gifts from the wife I think I’d have zero clothes.
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
It's got to the point where she just buys shit and gives it to me to wrap. Or sends me the link
Yeah, Mrs Meldrew is a bit like that too. But give each other links or suggestions so there's no chance of getting it wrong but always an element of surprise.
Only downside is there's one less opportunity to get seriously grumpy over a crap present.
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