Bad/Lame Jokes
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@crucial said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
Should be but he obviously isn't.
Correct. It’s a long walk from the monkeys to the giraffes. I’m proud if anything.
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@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@crucial said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
Should be but he obviously isn't.
Correct. It’s a long walk from the monkeys to the giraffes. I’m proud if anything.
Poor technique, IMO
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@machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@crucial said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
Should be but he obviously isn't.
Correct. It’s a long walk from the monkeys to the giraffes. I’m proud if anything.
Poor technique, IMO
Needs to go see the gibbons to learn how to do it properly
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@anonymous said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@crucial said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
Should be but he obviously isn't.
Correct. It’s a long walk from the monkeys to the giraffes. I’m proud if anything.
Poor technique, IMO
Needs to go see the gibbons to learn how to do it properly
👏 👏 👏 👏
Well done that man!
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@machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@crucial said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
Should be but he obviously isn't.
Correct. It’s a long walk from the monkeys to the giraffes. I’m proud if anything.
Poor technique, IMO
Wise words from the master…
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@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@machpants said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@crucial said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
Should be but he obviously isn't.
Correct. It’s a long walk from the monkeys to the giraffes. I’m proud if anything.
Poor technique, IMO
Wise words from the master…
It is not just my undies that are supersonically fast...
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An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'
The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the old country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
The Scotsman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Flower of Scotland" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung by the Corries.
The Welshman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.' -
Ian Foster has been nominated for World Rugby's coach of the year
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@delicatessen said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Ian Foster has been nominated for World Rugby's coach of the year
Ugh. Downvote
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@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@delicatessen said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Ian Foster has been nominated for World Rugby's coach of the year
Ugh. Downvote
Read the thread title again
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@delicatessen said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@delicatessen said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Ian Foster has been nominated for World Rugby's coach of the year
Ugh. Downvote
Read the thread title again
Yeah.
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@delicatessen said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Ian Foster has been nominated for World Rugby's coach of the year
I saw that, and shook my head.
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Question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard while having sex?
Now then. Now then Now then.
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@Catogrande only if you prepaid though eh
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard while having sex?
Now then. Now then Now then.
Subtle, but good.
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@Victor-Meldrew I’m not sure that @Bones got the reference
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew I’m not sure that @Bones got the reference
Probably not, I don't do subtle.
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