Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

Q: Why do people hate Russian dolls?

A: Because they are full of themselves.

[Crazy Horse]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Ian Foster and the ABs

That aged well

That aged well

[canefan]

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Ian Foster and the ABs

That aged well

That aged well

And will continue to do so if we keep this shit up

[Bones]

The shops down the High Street are being hit really hard by the hike in energy bills. A few of the Chinese restaurants have had to reduce their electricity usage; they can’t turn off all their lights but they do Dim Sum.

[MN5]

I bought a Jack Russell from a Blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

[Victor Meldrew]

Found the winner:

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
A: Because they’re dead

[nostrildamus]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.

[Victor Meldrew]

[antipodean]

[RoninWC]

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[taniwharugby]

[Stockcar86]

[Bones]

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I expect better from Stephen King

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I expect better from Stephen King

I'm doxing you

[Bones]

Just as an aside...holy shit I would highly suggest going down the wormhole from that reply to Steve. Some brilliant stuff there and a quite unbelievable amount of people taking it seriously.