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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @voodoo

    I used to be really into mobile farm machinery but not anymore. I’m an ex tractor fan.

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    @Catogrande nice, nice

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    A German man is travelling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

    The Polish Security Officer asks "Where are you travelling from?"

    The German man says "Berlin."

    The Polish Security Officer asks "Occupation?"

    The German man says "No, just visiting."

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    What movie is that?

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  • BonesB Online
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    @MajorRage I always thought it was the walking dead tv series, but having never watched it I have zero idea. Lines up with the walker gags though.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MajorRage I always thought it was the walking dead tv series, but having never watched it I have zero idea. Lines up with the walker gags though.

    It is the walking dead series.

    As far as I remember Rick never told any shit jokes so not sure how this became a meme.

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    If you have to explain a joke.....

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    From a TV show -

    Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

    Because she had no arms.

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    @Frank

    Well in that case…

    Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead.

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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