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@taniwharugby oh yeah! i admit @mariner4life had me thinking it did sound familier
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Silent night:
While I applaud the implicit civic values, somebody should have a quiet word with the hero regards gun safety.
Violent night: John Wick on a middle-aged Viking reunion tour meets Dirty Santa but doesn't get the same sort of action. Sid the Sloth reveals kickarse martial arts moves.
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nah it was definitely that one, but i guess the trailer came out ages ago
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@dogmeat said in Movie review thread...:
What do you expect. The guy's 71 FFS but we are supposed to believe he's driving his kids to school?
In about 3-4 years you've probably just described Mel Gibson..
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse gots to be bad if you dont even give a TW rating, although being Neeson, I expect zero anyway.
Neeson does have along way to go to reach Eric Roberts status as a movie legend/slut.
He never will though cos unlike Roberts Neeson at least USED to be great.
Eric Roberts found his niche from day one and stuck to it.
Actually Eric Roberts was nominated for an Academy Award way back in the day.
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Just watched
Very believable for 71
Would not fuck with Finbar
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse gots to be bad if you dont even give a TW rating, although being Neeson, I expect zero anyway.
Neeson does have along way to go to reach Eric Roberts status as a movie legend/slut.
He never will though cos unlike Roberts Neeson at least USED to be great.
Eric Roberts found his niche from day one and stuck to it.
Actually Eric Roberts was nominated for an Academy Award way back in the day.
Yeah but he didn’t win
…..and then found that niche I was talking about !
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
Just watched
Very believable for 71
Would not fuck with Finbar
I've never heard of that one. Is it a cinema release or streamer only?
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
Just watched
Very believable for 71
Would not fuck with Finbar
I've never heard of that one. Is it a cinema release or streamer only?
Not sure
I got it on the raging river
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Fuck yeah
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Horizon Line
This is the dumbest movie I can remember watching. The F&F franchise is a slavish adherent to physics and a high water mark of script writing in comparison.
The bit where the boyfriend climbs out of the plane, makes his way to the nose and fixes a fuel line leak with duct tape as it flies isn't the most ridiculous part.Everyone involved should front the Hague to answer for this crime.
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65
I actually quite like
Kylo RenAdam Driver as an actor…..or maybe it just seems that way in comparison to the other shithouse characters the last three SW movies introduced.Anyway, this sounded quite intriguing……but was shit. Fuck all dialogue ( due to him and the young girl speaking different languages ) and pointless dinosaur chases that we’ve seen a million times already in Jurassic Park. How the hell did they go so far back in time ?
Absolute crapola.
1.5 crash landings out of 5 falling out of trees
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
The most recent Liam Neeson embarrassment
If I see his name in any film, I simply ignore it. Why does an actor of his ability do this shit?
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
The most recent Liam Neeson embarrassment
If I see his name in any film, I simply ignore it. Why does an actor of his ability do this shit?
Easy money
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Dead Solid Perfect (1988)
Pretty good movie about the PGA Tour made by HBO from a well regarded novel. Has a dumb twist near the end, but very enjoyable overall. Randy Quaid has a pretty good swing. Only available on youtube.
EDIT: I guess it is age restricted because there is a perfect pair of tits.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
65
I actually quite like
Kylo RenAdam Driver as an actor…..or maybe it just seems that way in comparison to the other shithouse characters the last three SW movies introduced.Anyway, this sounded quite intriguing……but was shit. Fuck all dialogue ( due to him and the young girl speaking different languages ) and pointless dinosaur chases that we’ve seen a million times already in Jurassic Park. How the hell did they go so far back in time ?
Absolute crapola.
1.5 crash landings out of 5 falling out of trees
yeah, was also a bit disappointed....i wasnt even sure they had gone back in time as they came form a different planet didnt they....and so it may have been 65 million years in the past for us the viewer....but not them?....not im not sure
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thanks to a heatwave and a hangover i actually just stayed inside and watched movies yesterday. And in my quest for dumb action movies i don't have to think about while i stuff my mouth with junk food i chose
Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre
Fuck i admire how Jason Statham does not deviate one iota out of his lane. The same character no matter what the movie is called. Make a deadpan wise crack, punch a guy in the throat. collect cheque.
This movie is dumb, and that's what gives it the charm. Hugh Grant appears to love hamming it up as a "villain". Was entertainedBullet Train
Now this was good. Again, dumb. But entertaining. Stupid characters everywhere. Some funny shit. Some fucking hilariously gory deaths.
And now i see the Director has given us some of the most fun action movies of the last few years. Good work that man.Tit watch: Zero in total for both. I mean, there's barely an adult female in Bullet Train.
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
thanks to a heatwave and a hangover i actually just stayed inside and watched movies yesterday. And in my quest for dumb action movies i don't have to think about while i stuff my mouth with junk food i chose
Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre
Fuck i admire how Jason Statham does not deviate one iota out of his lane. The same character no matter what the movie is called. Make a deadpan wise crack, punch a guy in the throat. collect cheque.
This movie is dumb, and that's what gives it the charm. Hugh Grant appears to love hamming it up as a "villain". Was entertainedBullet Train
Now this was good. Again, dumb. But entertaining. Stupid characters everywhere. Some funny shit. Some fucking hilariously gory deaths.
And now i see the Director has given us some of the most fun action movies of the last few years. Good work that man.Tit watch: Zero in total for both. I mean, there's barely an adult female in Bullet Train.
Not entirely true, in Lock Stock and Snatch he did all of the above except punch anyone in the throat.
I guess in those two he was merging into the lane that he has stayed in ever since.
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
65
I actually quite like
Kylo RenAdam Driver as an actor…..or maybe it just seems that way in comparison to the other shithouse characters the last three SW movies introduced.Anyway, this sounded quite intriguing……but was shit. Fuck all dialogue ( due to him and the young girl speaking different languages ) and pointless dinosaur chases that we’ve seen a million times already in Jurassic Park. How the hell did they go so far back in time ?
Absolute crapola.
1.5 crash landings out of 5 falling out of trees
yeah, was also a bit disappointed....i wasnt even sure they had gone back in time as they came form a different planet didnt they....and so it may have been 65 million years in the past for us the viewer....but not them?....not im not sure
I was past caring after a few minutes to be honest
In the Land of Saints and Sinners (2023) ⭐ 6.4 | Action, Crime, Thriller
