Earthquake

[jegga]

@No-Quarter said in Earthquake:

Another few strong aftershocks in the last 15 mins. Fuck you guys are getting hammered. Earthquakes, wind, rain, flooding - what's next a swarm of locusts?

Just went out for a drive, lots of roads cut off and slips being cleared.

[jegga]

Cameron Slater is an awful person but this is great

http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2016/11/bloody-whinging-poms/#more-281635

[taniwharugby]

@jegga with some of the stuff you post on here, I am surprised that's all you get....

[MN5]

@No-Quarter said in Earthquake:

Another few strong aftershocks in the last 15 mins. Fuck you guys are getting hammered. Earthquakes, wind, rain, flooding - what's next a swarm of locusts?

My fingers are crossed for a Zombie invasion. I'll get a shotgun and chainsaw ready.

@jegga fuck those poms and the horses they rode into town on.

I really hate the human race sometimes.

[canefan]

@jegga said in Earthquake:

Cameron Slater is an awful person but this is great

http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2016/11/bloody-whinging-poms/#more-281635

I hope they never got to eat the crayfish breakfast

[broughie]

@canefan What will be the solution for their plight? A bullet?

[canefan]

@broughie I'm sure it was a stressful situation for them but if the reporting was accurate ( big if) then they have not covered themselves in glory. Best thing would be to send them packing. No time for negative vibe merchants bringing everybody down at a time like this

[mariner4life]

I can't imagine their tripadvisor review will be favourable.

[canefan]

@mariner4life sounds like the helicopter company might get a nice review

[broughie]

@canefan Are we talking about the cows?

[mariner4life]

@broughie nah, the husband as well

[canefan]

@broughie No the whinging poms who were stranded in Kaikoura

[Bones]

Cutting your feet running on gravel? Shouldn't have forgotten to put your pink lace slippers on then eh ya cunting fluffybunny.

[taniwharugby]

@Bones cmon bro, you know the English always wear shoes outside!

Mrs TRs Granny just about had kittens the day I went out to play in the snow in barefeet and shorts (as a boy who grew up in Northland and had never been somewhere while it snowed)

[Mokey]

@jegga There I was, perusing the Fern and demolishing two pieces of Scotch Fillet, and suddenly the cow family story and vegan horror.

Is it bad I didn't miss a beat in cutting the next bite?

[canefan]

@Mokey Two pieces? Respect!

[Mokey]

@canefan Shit. That isn't going to help with the 'no really, I am a woman' line, is it.

[canefan]

@Mokey I dunno, depends on how big the pieces were. This big?

Might be a problem

Anyway, salad is overrated as a main feature of a meal

[Mokey]

I accidentally forgot the salad. Just steak and a tub of chocolate gelato. Because my body is a temple etc etc.

[canefan]

@Mokey Just tell them you're on the Atkins diet