Movie review thread...
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
And yeah, @Tim, the "shuriken scene" - was fucking peak. Peak.... everything.
That scene made me simultaneously cheer from how pumped I was, and laugh from how stupid it was. Awesome.
Glad you enjoyed that charmingly goofy movie!
I loved how everything even remotely near a collision would explode.
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So I bailed in the final quarter of the test ro watch Top Gun Maverick.
What a cool movie.
Great action sequences, cheese, good feels, reminiscing, hot Jennifer Connelly...what's not to like.
Tom looks pretty good for his age, must all that Scientology
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The 355
- Dumb action movie with a quartet/quintet of female protagonists...
- Yet... titwatch: zero. WTAF
- Ridiculous MacGuffin
- Absolutely fucking ridiculous auction scene... zero sense made. Just... what the actual fuck? Nothing about that made sense. Absolutely fucking nothing. WTAF.
- 5 female protagonists including Penelope Cruz, yet titwatch zero. WTAF?
- Considering the overall ridiculousness of... everything... I assumed this was based on a comic-book or some shit. But nope... some silly fluffybunny actually wrote this as a one-off screenplay. What a dick.
- At least we got some diversity in the all-vagina-ed leads... whitey, ginga, negress, latina, asian
- End-credits music appropriately "girl-power rock"? - check.
Overall... 2 clumsy gunfight/fistfight scenes out of 5 girl-talks "you're awlright girl, HE'S the dick"
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I watched Under Siege yesterday, it was pretty decent for an action film of that era, and maybe one of Steven Seagal's better efforts. A strong cast, Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Bussey were the villains, and Baywatch era Erika Eleniak jumps out of a birthday cake to flash her bolted on norks before grabbing a sub machine gun and mixing it with the boys. Seagal plays an ex-Navy seal posing as a cook, the body count is pretty high, not lot of his usual philosophical BS or showcasing of his aikido. 3 drugged playboy playmates out of 5 dead henchmen
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Prey
Watching it right now, very enjoyable
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the predator is a pussy though, the brother/war chief dude starts kicking his arse so he goes invisible and sneaks up behind him, no honour
##endspoilerSeen fan calls for a series of these throughout time, feudal Japan, medieval Europe, think Iโd be down for all of them
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@RoninWC said in Movie review thread...:
The sequel, or prequel actually is also pretty good, better than I had expected.
I'll have to look out for that - what's it called?
The original 1951 version was pretty good for it's time too but not as good as Carpenter's version.
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@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
Boiling Point
Single take movie, pretty uncomfortable viewing, wife hated it, I loved it.
4.5 contaminated oysters out of 5 substance addictions
Well made but bleak
Not for me either
The Bear (tv series) is much better
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
Boiling Point
Single take movie, pretty uncomfortable viewing, wife hated it, I loved it.
4.5 contaminated oysters out of 5 substance addictions
Well made but bleak
Not for me either
The Bear (tv series) is much better
Oh, so very very bleak!!!
Fucking depressing really.
Made me feel heaps better about my own life ๐ฌ
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@MiketheSnow and just on The Bear, I'm dead keen to watch this. I absolutely love restaurant movies, kind of a weird obsession (100 foot journey, chef, spanglish, burnt, ratatouille, love them all, seen them all 5x times each)
Bear starts in Oz in a couple of days
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
Prey
Watching it right now, very enjoyable
##spoiler
the predator is a pussy though, the brother/war chief dude starts kicking his arse so he goes invisible and sneaks up behind him, no honour
##endspoilerSeen fan calls for a series of these throughout time, feudal Japan, medieval Europe, think Iโd be down for all of them
Perhaps he wasโฆ..
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โฆ.still weak from his fight with the bear and being shot ?
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
Prey
Watching it right now, very enjoyable
##spoiler
the predator is a pussy though, the brother/war chief dude starts kicking his arse so he goes invisible and sneaks up behind him, no honour
##endspoilerSeen fan calls for a series of these throughout time, feudal Japan, medieval Europe, think Iโd be down for all of them
Perhaps he wasโฆ..
##spoiler
โฆ.still weak from his fight with the bear and being shot ?
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and "Taabe" (had to google it) had just been strung up and bleed by those french dudes, i feel it was a fair fight
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@Kiwiwomble said in Movie review thread...:
@Kirwan fuck i loved that film
I awesome. I've re watched Tom's dick swinging training run a few times
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Watching Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan. Simply a bloody great movie - no more be said.
9 Bad Klingon Haircuts out of 10 Federation-issue loon pants.
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Abel might be a great director but he doesnโt know shit
Been to Sundance
I was hammered every night
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:
Watching Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan. Simply a bloody great movie - no more be said.
9 Bad Klingon Haircuts out of 10 Federation-issue loon pants.
Yes but I think Ricardo Montalban stole that movie.
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@nostrildamus said in Movie review thread...:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:
Watching Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan. Simply a bloody great movie - no more be said.
9 Bad Klingon Haircuts out of 10 Federation-issue loon pants.
Yes but I think Ricardo Montalban stole that movie.