Bad/Lame Jokes

[Crucial]

Me: Is that the SPCA? I just found a suitcase full of hedgehogs on the side of the road.
SPCA: Are they moving?
Me: I'm not sure but that might explain the suitcase.

[Victor Meldrew]

Frazer: Captain Mainwaring. Did I ever tell you the story about the old, empty barn.

Mainwaring: Um. No.

Frazer: Would you like to hear the story about the old, empty barn?

Mainwaring: Um. Yes. Listen everybody. Frazer's going to tell us the story about the old empty barn.

Frazer: Right. The story of the old empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.

[dogmeat]

NZ Rugby

[Bones]

[taniwharugby]

[MiketheSnow]

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[MN5]

[Bones]

https://fb.watch/eS1uQmZZcQ/

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Jesus Christ, at least my repeat memes are funny

you didn't get the ninja turtles reference or
you did get the ninja turtles reference

[Bones]

[No Quarter]

Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

[canefan]

Ian Foster and the ABs

[booboo]

@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Ian Foster and the ABs

That aged well

[canefan]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Ian Foster and the ABs

That aged well

I couldn't be happier that the joke is on me this time

[Victor Meldrew]

Q: Why do people hate Russian dolls?

A: Because they are full of themselves.

[Crazy Horse]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Ian Foster and the ABs

That aged well

That aged well

[canefan]

@Crazy-Horse said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Ian Foster and the ABs

That aged well

That aged well

And will continue to do so if we keep this shit up

[Bones]

The shops down the High Street are being hit really hard by the hike in energy bills. A few of the Chinese restaurants have had to reduce their electricity usage; they can’t turn off all their lights but they do Dim Sum.

[MN5]

I bought a Jack Russell from a Blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

[Victor Meldrew]

Found the winner:

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
A: Because they’re dead